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Monday, April 21, 2008
1 of 4: Dedicated to blog hoppers/ 9:37 PM 1 of 4: dedicated to blog hoppers(yeap, first ever a blog host dedicate a post just for you huh? SEE!! i AM the best!! whahaha okay ego getting in the way!) Anyhow, since you're here, i might as well entertain you and let you get your money's worth...HEY! wait a sec (ONE second later) you are NOT paying to read this blog, so why must i entertain you? nah, haha just kidding! Do you believe in aliens or don't you? From now on, this question is outdated. I always felt they existed. Don't you remember, a short time ago, you were laying in your bed in the dark, and then suddenly you saw two eyes in front of you. You thought it was a dream, huh? It wasn't! It's now proven: aliens do exist! Here are the proofs. CASE STUDY #01: Elvis is NOT dead I bumped into him at the market place. And yeap, that was elvis alright. he told me he was kidnapped by some aliens, who took him to their planet. But they did some weird stuff with his brain (but I couldn't understand what) But he managed to escape and now he's back on earth! WOOOHOOO!! HEARTBREAK HOTEL BABY!!! Btw he smelled like piss! so he asked whether he could use my bathroom as he has not showered ever since he escaped from planet SHALALALA. So yah! That's my first proof. And remember, Elvis Presley is not dead, he was kidnapped by aliens and he took a shower at my place! CASE STUDY #02: "Women" in Burkas( dont know what that is go look it up the net!) Always felt sorry for those "women" in burka? Well, simply don't. Most of them are aliens, trying to hide their atrocious bodies. They're controlling our world from the Middle East. But the brave Iraqi people revolted against them, and the aliens needed support from American soldiers, because defending themselves would affect too much suspicion. That's my Second proof. And remember, the brave Iraqi people are revolting against the alien domination, and the American soldiers are helping them by oppressing the revolution. What a shame! CASE STUDY #03: Space travel is fake! Well, you know with all the technologies now a days, its really hard to separate the facts from the BULL!! so lets make it easier for you. Does this look real to you?!?  THERE! I REST MY CASE!!!!! Thats my last and final proof!! Sooo see!! are you convince now!??!? WINK WINK Well, if you're not then,...i'm glad to have wasted at least 5 mins of your boring and useless life!! Over and out!! Ps dont forget to read the rest of the post. its fun!! Pps It's not as retarded as this. I Promise! *fingers crosses* Labels: crapiness |
