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Monday, October 29, 2007

Fat bitch ain't got nothing on me!!!!/ 11:12 AM

Bored!!! i'm sooooooo fucking bored!!!!1

Well, as you might or might not know, I'm grounded. Yeap as hard as it is to believe, I am sooo fucking grounded. Thanks to some fucking fat bitch whos leher berbabat, perut gelumbung macam hot air balloon and muke macam tahi babi!!!(for those who dun understand malay, i said that this fat bitch has loads of fats in the neck, her stomach if as big as a hot air balloon and her face looks like hog's shit!!!)

Writing this DOES NOT! make me feel better!! Because of that stupid shit, I'm freaking grounded....Well by now, i sure you're curious as to what she did to make me grounded...okay, i'm gonna tell you the whole story now....

First of all, i'm very close to my brother and his friends....we get along really well and some of them are really close to me that they tell me their secrets and sometimes ask for advice on certain issues (since i'm the only dependable one to give advice in the whole group) Well, it all started when this Friend of mine, asked for my advice and shit....and i sympathize with him so we became really close...and because of that, he's girlfriend (now ex) got jealous...hmmmm, typical typical story right....i know!!(how fucking sad....)

Anyways, to make it clear to BOTH parties!! i only treat him as a friend/brother and nothing more, so if you think differently, that's not my fucking fault is it now? I've made it clear to both of you that i have no feelings what so ever towards that guy....so if you still think that i do, well i only have two words for you....FUCK YOU!!!

well on wtih the story, i was hanging out with him and the others when suddenly this fat bitch came and started calling me names (one of which i totally agree with her, bitch, i am a bitch and i'm not gonna deny it) and yeap i just sat and continue blowing out smoke like theres no fat bitch there staring at me....eventually, things got ugly....well actually, things started to become ugly when she stepped into the picture.....(whahahaahah) anyways, did i mention she brought her posse with her....all of them are ugly, no wonder he likes me more....

I got up and wanted to leave before things got out of hand....she suddenly advance towards me to stand right in my way....and i was like "please move aside, you're blocking the entire path way" and she was "biar arr!!! kau pompan sial! kau nk lelaki gi arr!! asal kau nk amek orang lain punye laki?!?! betina sial!!" (this is a direct qoute) and i was like "I did not steal you're boyfriend nor did i steal any other girl's boyfriend, so please move aside." by then my patience was wearing thin!! and i just wanted to smack her fucking face....FYI i'm not a boyfriend stealer nor am i going to be. the only person who steals boyfriends is DARSJEN!! but i'm not gonna bitch about her coz this post is dedicated to bitchin about fat bitch!!

she started pushing me, and that was when i lost my temper and i punched her....(ooops, i admit, wrong move) well yes i got her right at her cheek but i don't think she felt anything with that extra cushion all over her face....she tried to punch me back but i ducked and tried to get away(i'm not gonna stick around when this bitch get all loco!!) but for a fat bitch, she was quite fast...and she caught me by my arm....(well now you're wondering what happenned to the guys, they're fucking useless and just sat and watch, claiming later that they knew i was going to win what with my power punches...loads of bullshitter)

To her credit, she left a few marks on me...usually, i won't get any in a fight (shows how out of action i am these days....hiaz....must train more!! i go to the ring at yishun with my brother and some of his friends to train...just for fun....FREAKY!!)anyways, i have a few bruises on my arms now due to the incessant blocking i had to do coz she fight like some crazed retard....

well it all ended when i accidentally kicked her at the side of her stomach.....she cried....i did felt bad....i still do...coz it's been such a long time since i got into a fight...and i guess i'm getting all soft and shit.....but she still deserved it, i tried to let well enough alone but noooooo, she had to go push me around....i guess she thought that she was bigger than me(vertically and horizontally) she could push me around....that was what made me lose respect for her....i mean if some girl stole my boyfriend away i'd definitely want to get back at her....but if that girl was like smaller and thinner than me and i knew that i could beat her up easy, i'd just let it go and be happy with calling her names....but than i can't say the same for my "boyfriend" i'd definitely will kich his ass....

Other than that, coming home with a few bruises on me was the final straw for my parents...and they grounded me, well it won't hold, but i'm content to sitting around at home today...

few words for the fat bitch,

Pray that you do not cross my path for the whole of your lifetime! cause if i happen to see you anytime soon with my unstable anger right now, you'll fucking get it from me...now that i've looked back upon what happened, i wish to god i didn't felt obliged to not hurt you. Coz i easily could have and i would if given the second chance....because you can't keep your boyfriend in place you take it out on me....how fucking cowardly of you. If i see your fucking fat face again, you'll know what to expect. So pray bitch, pray. Coz i WILL be your hell!!!

and to het posse,

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HER?!??!?! she's fat and she's ugly!!! If you have not notice, the ground moves when she walks!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! and you could so have done better...i mean what kind of friend is she to drag you people into this....well i could only say this...DUMP HER LIKE YOU DUMP YOUR GARBAGE DOWN THE GARBAGE SHOOT!!!!

and to her so call ex-boyfriend,

If, you drag me into any kind of problem or situation like this that pisses me off, you'll get it from me....even if i treat you like my very close friend. after this episode, i'm no longer tolerant of any of your problems or your fucking face right now....I'm still in a I-WANNA-PUNCH-YOUR-FUCKING-FACE kinda mood...so stay away from me for the next few weeks....yeap..WEEKS!!!

and to the others (guys),

what kind of friends are you?!??! after the episode, i ask why didn't you pull us apart? and you guys say "alah, confirm kau dah menang, kau pukol dier satu kali je dah K.O" SOOO FUCKING WHAT?!?!? okay i'm not bragging but i knew i could take her, but have you thought that i do not want to hurt her?? i do not want to make her cry?? she already thinks that i stole her boyfriend!! but beating her up!??!?! for as long as the fight lasted the only blow that i didn't purposely was the punch i threww at her face....even the kick was accidental!!! other than that, she was the one throwing the punches, she was the one who advance when i tried to back up. I was the one blocking her every fucking punches, slaps, nails(scratcing)....so i guess i have to rethink hanging around with you people....

And for the others out there,

please, do not mess with me..cause i'm in no mood to fuck around....i may have that record of getting into alot of fights and other shits in the past, but i am sooooo tired of it, and i do not want to do it again!! so just mind your own business and we'll get along alright...

thats all for this post....

DON'T FUCKING MESS AROUND WITH ME!!!

PS: i'm still pissed that i'm grounded for something that was caused by another!!! bloody motherfucker!!

Labels: curse you, fat bitch, fight, losing it, pissed off

Sunday, October 28, 2007

This is Cooking with BELO!!! where, nth is ever right!!/ 10:28 AM

Cooking is such a messy business...even though the thing you're cooking is instant and you can just get it from the supermarket....

Yeap, this is me and my brother attempting to cook mac n cheez!!! the best instant stuff you can find!!!(if you don't like it, then you're missing out dudes!!)

Cooking is easy peasy enough for me but when you add me, cooking AND my brother into the equation......RUN FOR COVER!!!!!

First, we had to boil the macs, easy enough...but even that, my brother couldn't get it right. He didn't add enough water and soon the water became really thick.

Second, Drain the water...got through this step without any problems...

Third, putting the macs back in the pot....now this is the part where its most gross....It looked like a brain!!! GROSS!!!!

(look!!! brian!!!! ooooooooohhhhh)

Kinda Disgusting right!!! well, thats why, i'm gonna show you more pics of it!!!

hahaha, anyways, the end product was still delicious!!!

This is, cooking with BELO!!!!!

Labels: cooking mess, have fun

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Back to the past!!!!!/ 8:50 PM

wassup!!wassup?? Yo check it!!

Okay, i'm soo bad at this thing...well yeap i've not been bloggin lately, its just coz i've been coming home really late so i'm kinda tired to blog...anyways, since i'm at home at this oh so boring hour, i thought i'd let you guys catch up with what's been happening in my life...

on thursday, we had school bazaar!!!! and our class was doing the haunted house, it was really fun!!! and the make-up was gross and kinda realistic....i'll try to upload the pictures onto my photo album so you can see for yourself how gross it was....haha, my art teacher, Ms Farah, she's this all rounded person who could write, draw and sing!!!(ohhh how i hate her....ahha kiddin!!) well, she was from lasell and she did the make up for us...it was fun but as always, i got the worst out of it, a crooked nose, bloody and unperportionate face....well we did scare many people....it was really fun!!! hearing them scream!! hahah funny.....anyways, our haunted house is special coz there's no exit, yeap you read it right, there was no exit, the victims had to go round and round in the music room.....FREAKY!!! hahah well alot of victims shrieked when they saw me....funny, all in all, it was a fun day.....

And on friday!!! well there was nth interesting that happened in school....just slacked around since there was no lesson...during recess though, there was this lunchtime performance and there were a few bands playing and a demonstration of martial arts...other than that, time in school was boring!! but thank god after school, when the boys went for sembahyang jumaat, nad and i got ready to go out, we planned to meet the guys at the pool place....yeap, we went to play pool....its fun!!! anyways, after playing pool, it was kinda about 630, we went to banquet to eat and then to time zone!! where the guys were addicted to this game called stacker....its realy addictive!!!after that, we played this test your strength games the boxing and the mallet one...hahah...the only thing i can say is that i'm strong!!! weee!! hahaha

Today, we had training for np....well, can't really say i enjoyed that...after, akmal, shakir and i went to rezas for bbq!!!it was kinda chaotic....ahah cooking the food and then eating it was a mess!!! our initial plans was that after rezas, we'd all go play tennis...but then nad and shahrir backed out, so i was lazy to go there alone, just stayed at rezas till about 8 and now i'm here!! typing this post!!

well i guess that really raps it up....so yeap!! great week!!! wish you guys happy holidays!! and for those taking 'o' levels, i curse you to do well!!!! hahha okay gonna go off now, bye people!!!

PS: god, i have trancated lessons next week....damn!!!!!

Labels: Bazaar, have fun, relax

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

fettish bout braces!!/ 7:13 PM

Okay!! welcome to Random Post 101!!!

i have nothing what so ever to write about so i'm just gonna talk about my fettish for braces when it comes to guys....the usual hunk is okay but they ceratinly get a bonus mark on my score board if they where braces!!!

I seriously DO NOT know why i'm sooo crazed over a guy wearing braces....many think braces are ugly...but to me, its soo god damn adorable!!!

Yeah, sure i do notice hot guys too but everytime a guy wearing braces walk by me, i just can't help but to turn around and look!!! I guess you're entitled to call me weird but itsokay!!

People usually do not believe me when i say that i have a fettish with guys wearing braces....they would expect me to have a fettish with slacky guys for example those who got bed hair and where really casual clothes, stuff like that....well the truth is, i do!!! bed hair is so so CUTE!!!

But my number one fettish definitely has to be braces, okay so now i'm gonna number my fettish from one to 5(those that i can think of that is) from the stuff that i'm most fettish about to the least....

And at number 5 is Hot body
coming next is 4, dress like a slacker/nerd (but still look hot!!)
3 is blurness/clumsyness/funny/loves to make jokes
just below number one is bed hair!!! those cute hair that kinda show you don't bother but you can still look cute/hot

and number 1 is...(drum rolls please)

BRACES!!!!!!

hahaha, well i guess thats kinda it for todays post....tune in again to random post 101!!!

Labels: fettish, random post 101

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

catching up with me/ 4:22 PM

Hie again!!!

Okay i'll briefly talk bout yesterday and today....

22/10/2007 (back to the past!!!)

Okay nth much happened today except that my friends and i went to pizza hut at tampinies....we got the student set meal and yah...i got the hot dog baked pasta or something like that....ashes got lasagna...nad got pizza and ashley got new orleans baked rice....

The summer veg soup was really good!! must try!! anyways, one by one, we got our food except for ashely....well then we asked the waitress why her food had not come yet...and she was like oh sorry sorry, forgot to take own....okay well we leave it at that, but we would have expected it to come in like at least 15 mins time...but nooo....so we asked again but it was a different waitress so she had to check again....when she went away, two waiters one by one came to our table to ask what our missing order was....god by now, ashley was irritated...and jana and i decided to be the bitch in this situation and started bitching to the manager....bouyt how long we've waited....and jana actually looked at her phone and told the manager exactly how long we've waited...and i bitched about 5 waiters have approached us asking bout our missing order...but nth was done!!! hahaha anyways, ashley got a free meal thank to us!!

hahah...and the aunty who served us kept holding up her hand like as though she was crossing the road or something...and we laughed at her but she didn't really know what we were laughing about....hahah

that's kinda the end of monday...

23/10/207

We had a school feild trip!!! to the science centre!!! wahahha.,..how kiddish....eventhough it kinda sounds kiddish, i actually enjoyed myself there....took stupid pictures....hahah....

we also went to the omni max theater....it was really fun!!! it was big, and it did give me a headache....well i would have enjoyed the movie if not for some idiotic people who just can't keep their comments to themselves and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! like seriously!!! eventhough its a school feild trip, it's still a public place and there were other people in the theater....

AND ITS A FREAKING MOVIE!!!!! i mean, do you talk soo loudly i nthe cinema....well for those kinda motherfucker, maybe....those who doesn't have any consideration for the others...bloody mother fucker son of a bitch!!!

and nth much happened after that.!!

Oh wait!! nad, aida, shahrir, akmal, ashes and i audition for this video drama thingy....well good luck to us for getting the roles!!! hahaha

peace out!!!!

Labels: have fun, pissed off, public issues

Monday, October 22, 2007

Jalan raya!!/ 5:49 PM

Hey people!! well umm, i'll start off with what i did last Saturday!!!

My friends and i went jalan raya-ing!!! it was fun!! hahaha

Well at the starting of the day, nad came to my house to drop off her stuff and also to return me my clothes that i lent her. She was wearing a red baju kurong and i, a gray one.(refer to the photo album if you wanna see the hari raya pics!!) Anyways, from our house, we took the bus to Eunos Mrt station, where we met up with siddiq, shahrir and akmal. Siddiq was wearing gray too but a different tone, Shahrir was wearing this purplish goldenish baju kurong and a songkok and shades(sooo the total mat!), and last but not least, Akmal was wearing a pink baju kurong with songkok and shades too but he also brought along his specs....dumb!!

Anyways, we went to Aljunied first to Aida's!!! okay soo nad called her and aida started giving directions and nad couldn't handle it so i took over and got us all safely to her block, there, we waited for her for quite a long time....she went looking for us when we were at her block, HOW IRONIC!!! well, nad and i went to look for her and apparently siddiq, shshrir and akmal found her. and the funniest thing was that siddiq was calling us by our names but we did not turn up...but when he called out "OI!! Bitches!! where are you!?" (well sth like that) we turned up...hahah

At aida's ate, drank and took pictures!! and from there, we decided to go to siddiqs place...And yeap siddiq's place is big coz his house is actually a mansionate and a normal flat combined, they broke the wall and voula!! anyways, ate and drank there too (i swear i gained at least a kg!!) and it rained when we got there, so we waited for the rain to stop. When it finall did, we went off to akmal's!! the terrace house(I HATE YOU AKMAL!!!)

Shakir eventually wanted to tag along so yah we decided to meet up with him at kembangan mrt station. Well, well,well what do you know, aida and shakir were wearing the same color baju kurong!! (no offense...hahah just havin fun here....) nvm, from kembangan mrt, we walked to my house!!!! and yeap it was kinda a long walk and we had to run from these demented gigantic bugs thingy!!! it was fraking big!! and yah after that we finally reached my place!!! btw, did i tell you i have issues with alot of people taking the lift at one time, I'll feel panic and nervous!! i'm claustrophobic, sorry!!! but yah every time i take the lift with alot of people, i just can't help feeling uncomfortable....and yeap being the horrible people they are, they kept teasing me and frightening me....tsk tsk tsk...horrible horrible people!!!

And at my house, there's this big mirror with prayers....and yeap i'm not really a religious person so yah they were like for a person like me to have this thing in my house is really contradicting....well i kinda don't agree with them coz
a) it's my parents house!!
b) it's a mirror for gods sake!! i use it to look at my reflection, nth more
c) it's pretty!!! (nth to do with it religiously)

anyways, after that, we proceeded to shahrirs house where we played ps2 and nad played his para para thingy or something and yeap shshrir's lil bro is soo cute!!!! wahahahah....and when we got there, shahrirs foot wear broke....it was funny!!! hahahahaha!!! and there was news of someone jumping off the building (committing suicide), duh!! well the sad thing was that, he didn't die straight away, he went to ICU...and well after that, i dunnoe...

OKAY!!! from shahrir's house, we went to nad's!!! hahah all the way in punggol!! nth much except for the same o same o.....ate, drank, talk.....from nad's, nad and i had to go for my aunt's open house well that's a different story all together....

we parted ways and that's reall it for my jalan raya!!

total collection : $50++
total house : 6

Labels: Hari RayA, have fun

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

taxi drivers from hell/ 6:26 PM

hey!!

Okay, I didnt go to school today cause i was busy nursing my freaking hangover....and to add to that, my distant relatives came over from Malaysia so being the gracious hostess taht i am, I had to entertain them....hmmm, funny, Why is it that i can tell a malaysian kid from a singaporean kid...i dunnoe, to me singaporean kids are cuter and prettier lookin....wahaha....no offense....just stating the facts here...

Anyways, went shopping with my brother at Queensway and did a lot of cam whoring...

Then after, I went to meet my friends at Eastpoint and had lunch there...It was okay hahah...and went shopping again with nad!! and wow, went to this korean shop and yeap had alot of things that i wanted to buy...god!! it was really sad!!! i was torn between this really cute mini skirt and this jeans that end right below my knee....god!! sooo hard to choose!!! ARRRGHHH!!!

Well, in the end, i bought both of it...and a hot pink handbag AND a handcuff charm necklace!!! OMG!! i'm soo gonna be broke next month!! waaaaahhhh!!! but it was definitely worth it!!! now all i need is a pair of sneakers!! anyways, spent almost about 90 bucks....and i wanted this cute beanie!!! it was cute!!!!

Then we went down and i paid for nads jeans first....then it was home for me!!! well had to lugged around my shopping bags soo decided to take a taxi...and in i go!! nad took the bus or mrt..i dunnoe...

Anyhow!! THe taxi driver was sooooo freaking rude!!! bloody asshole apek!! he was rude even before i go inthe taxi!!! i just opened the door and he was like shouting to me "WHERE YOU WANNA GO?!?!" (in an apek tone)...then i sat in and he was like PIE or WHAT?! (OMG!! i wanted to smack him!!!)

then it was quite all the way and he was like honking all the way....WTF lar!!! nearing my area, he was demanded "where you live? what bok?"(read in apek tone) and i was like "six zero one" and he replied "what?!?" and i repeated slowly...GOD!! dumbass!! FINALLY, the information sank into his head and he was like "ooohhh,JIGK JELO WAN arr...Ohhh"

OMG!!!WTF right!!!! JIGK JELO WAN!!! speak freaking proper english!!! if you do not want to speak proper english, then at least don't think thats its the other persons fault that you don't fucken understand me...BITCH!! he was like " say ploperly larrh!!"

I wanted to kill him with my bare hands!!! and thank god we were entering the lane then i can get out of this god forsaken taxi!! then i directed him on where to stop and let me alight, and he was like "here lah! here LAh!!" well FUCK YOU!!!! i paid him only half of what i was suppose to pay and he was like OI! i told him straight to his face that i was not gonna pay him half because of his attitude and his service....he was about to argue and i was telling him fine, i'll pay everything but i want to complain, give me your license plate number....and then he was like okay okay...no need pay....i got out of the taxi and slammed the freaking door....GOD!!! even though i felt a little better, i still had to walk quite a bit till i reach my house!!

FUCKEN TAXI DRIVER!!!

Labels: public issues, splurge, taxi drivers

Monday, October 15, 2007

fucking blog error/ 11:54 AM

Dear readers,

Well for the 3 most recent post, there's something wrong with the freaking posts thingy....soo yah, i'm trying to right it...just be patient kay!!

see ya!!

Labels: error

Sunday, October 14, 2007

/ 1:33 PM

WOOOOHOOO!!!!

hahah, I just had a great night yesterday!! Okay other than the fact that it was hari Raya yesterday, it was also the rap battle competition at MOS!!!!

Well i'll talk bout my hari raya first then i'll move along to the part at MOS!!!

Hari raya was great!!! We went to my grandmums house on my dads side!! and well, when i go there, i look forward to the rendang ayam my grandmum always make!!! it's soo fucking good!!! and since i've fasted for almost one month( i used almost coz somethimes when the bestfriends of a girl comes to visit, you just aren't allowed to fast!) i decided to reward myself to a second helping of the rendang!! hahah after, the family just lazed around and catch up with each other, I must say that we dun really meet up much throughout the year eventhough we're living in freaking singapore where you can get from one end to the other in less than 2 and a half hours.. But i must say that i'm kinda glad that we don't meet up alot!! wahahah...

Then we had to leave and well you know this part...they give you money!!! wahahah!! I'm not gonna state how much i received...but on to my other grandmums house!!

And in this case, I do enjoy he company of my mothers side of the family....i dunnoe why but its just is....since not many have reached the house, my family and i thought we should just go to our greatgrandmums house...she just live in the opposite block. Well cool!! then more food and more money!!! the usual.

After, I begged my mum to allow me to go to the rap battle competition....and after making me suffer, i was finally allowed to go!! weeeeee!!!

My brother and I took the train to city hall and walked to clark quey....and it was a fun walk, makin fun of banglas on the way there....it's not our fault!!! you how bangla stares at you with no respect, giving you the head to toe inspection and lingering at you assets....well i just hava had enough of that and just started to swear at them!! woohoo!! crazy night!!

met zaki at the Clark quey mrt station and finally went to mos!! it was a long wait but we managed to keep ourselves entertained...making fun of people that is and reenacting scenes from stupid movies!!the moment we have all been waiting for came!!! wooohooo entering MOS. *Drum rolls!*

The music was booming!! and the drinks were great!! and we sat near stage where all the rappers were waiting....the competition finally started and it was chaos!! everyone started shouting and shit!! it was a really awesome competition!! but the funniest pair was glow and hisham DMC!!! their battle was sooo freaking funny!!! hahahah should have been there!!!

Well this guy kept looking at me...i didnt notice it but my brother was the one who told me....anyways, I looked and there was this malay guy who was kinda acting "cool" whahaha....how lame was he!! hahah anyways, as i said, our table was near the rappers and i went to talk to hisham for awhile and this "heartland" dude kept looking at me and i just smiled at him...well i do have to admit he was kinda cute...heheh

After when it was round two, he came by and talked to me and how i got to know hisham and everything...and he was like "ohh!! so you were there at plaza sing! thought i recognized you!" and we talked and shit until his turn was up....hahah and yeap gave him a hug or luck!! and well enough he won that round easy...hahah...cool right!!

Well yah and shan wee stood at our table to get a better view of the stage....and yeap he's HOT!!!! but he was wearing this bandana thingy on his head which made him look a lil retarded....kinda chatted with him about the battle and we kept commenting on the contestants....cool... well i was kinda too lazy to stay for the whole thing so i went of early for an early supper....

we ate at Fishermean Warf...if you guyshave not tried it, you have to!!! it's simply delish!! and cheap too!!! i mean as compared to those fish n chips at "Fish and co." or "Manhattan Fish market".....its located exactly opposite Clark Quey mrt station. you won't miss it!! DIE DIE DIE must try!!!

hahah ...okay i think i've gotta go now....well if i have anything exciting or interesting stuff to post about, you'll be the first to know!!

PS: some information were left out for the benefits of the readers....whahaha...you wouldn't wanna know what else i did!!!

BYE!!

Labels: 98.7 fm, Booze, city life, clubbin, food, rap battle

Saturday, October 13, 2007

SELAMAT HARI RAYA/ 9:05 AM

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!!

Well, today's the day that marks the end of the fasting month!! People will not miss this month coz now, they can eat whenever they want to!! anyways, I for one will miss this month coz it has helped me to lose weight!! weeeee!!! ahhaha...now i can't be sure whether i'll be responsible and eat when i'm suppose to eat..

But the main reason I'm writing this is to ask you people for forgiveness if my actions or my words have hurt you guys....REALLY SORRY!!! And I'm also sorry if i've been a total bitch this year....but i'm sorry coz i might have hurt your feelings during one of my bitchin session or something....however, i'm NOT sorry for being a bitch!! wahahaha.....i mean come on, admit it, if I wasn't a total bitch, you wouldn't be reading my blog now would you? haha gotcha!! well if i wasn't a total bitch, you would be reading this :

Hey i'm ameera and guess what i did today?!?! NOTHING!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! i just sat in my room all day and stared at the crack on my wall!!(psycho bitch!)

That's a taste of how it would be...hmmm anyways i wanna wish you muslims out there SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!! and also to the other races out there, happy holidays!! don't you just love Singapore, we get day off for other people's celebrations!! well, for those celebrating Hari Raya today, have fun, eat alot and most of all, COLLECT ALOT OF MONEY!!!! weeeeee!!!

Once again,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!

Labels: Celebrations, Hari RayA, holidays

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

FUCK YOU SAN/ 2:47 PM

EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER!!!!!!
WOHOO!! okay well as you all know today was the last day of exams for me and my fellow TKsians....this marks the day of our very last official exam for the rest of the year...and it practically marks the end of our sec 3 life!! and onto sec 4....hmm think of it this way, at least you can get away from the person you despise sooner right?? Unless he/she goes to the same institution as you again then SWAY ARR!!!

Speaking of people you despise, I'm gonna talk bout this guy i really really despise!!! Of course i'm not that bitchy as to like hate him without havin a reason...well THERE is a really GOOD reason as to why i really fucking HATE this motherfucker!!
To start with, i was,the KEYword is WAS, quite okay with him as in i do not have anything against him and i would not have suspected or believed that he was capable of doing it but well lets just qoute "seeing is believing

This happened during one of the lessons we had, well this motherfucker was sitting one table infront of me and the class was playing this game that's related to the subject...and yeah as usual i was really bored out of my freaking brains and my eyes started to wonder (i have to thank my eyes later) instead of staying on the board.
There he was, holding a phone and aiming the camera part and me.....and well, i wouldn't be sooo worked up if he actually took pictures of me as in my face...but nooooo.... he had to aim it at my (i'm gonna be very forward here.) crotch

area....OMG!!! i was sooooo fucking pissed off!!! and yeah obviously i make sure he couldn't see anything up my skirt.....well after taking the picture, he looked at it and i guess he wasn't satisfied with that picture and proceeded to take another shot.
And of course i was ready, i placed my hand in between my legs, still being careful he didn't get anything out of it and gave him the middle finger....well i guess he caught that and stopped taking more pics....OMG!!! i was boiling and steaming like a tea kettle!!!

Anyways, now, i just can't look at him the way i did before, such FUCKING HATRED will consume me and i can't guarantee that i won't hurt him...

Okay the next paragraph is going to be dedicated to him and only him!!Here goes...

OMG!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU DID THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!BASTARD!! I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GRAB YOUR BALLS AND YANK IT REALLY HARD UNTIL IT COMES OFF OF YOUR FUCKING UGLY MOTHERFUCKING BODY!!! BUT I WON'T LEAVE YOUR BALLS THAT WAY SO YOU CAN PRESERVE YOUR FUCKING UGLY BALLS!! I'M GONNA PUT YOUR SAGGING BALLS AND PUT IT IN THE BLENDER!! AND BLEND IT UNTIL YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING TELL THAT ITS YOUR BALLS!! THEN I'LL JUST COOK IT AND SERVE IT TO YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!! KANASAI!! BAGERO!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW?!?! NO FUCKING FATHERS DAY FOR YOU!! IN WHILE I'M ON IT, WHY NOT CHOP YOU DICK OFF TOO!!! THEN I'LL FEED IT TO THE DOGS!!! I BET THEY DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR FUCKING DICK!!

Haaaaaaaaahhhh.....i guess thats all i can say now but if i do think of anything else, I will definitely say it....

Anyways, i dun understand why guys like to do that....i mean what?? so you can see camel toes!?!?!? you cant fucking touch it!! so why do you get soo hard or aroused?!?! you sicko son of a bitches!!! and btw, i was wearing freaking shorts!! what the hell!! seriously, what the fuck do you get in looking at girls up skirt??? other than the colourful panties or the occasional thongs...does that get you freakos out there high or something!??!?! crazy son of a motherfucking bitches of the world....
it's not like you get to do anything to us except watch.....i mean why do you have to go to all the trouble to look at girls camel toes??!?!?! when you can fucking walk to geylang and get some aids infected prostitute infect you!!! then you'll die!
weeeeee!!! you're no lost to the world, your dying is something to be celebrated for....i bet there'll be a public holiday when you motherfucking die!!!

Well i'm not generalising....i'm just giving a shout out to some people out there so dun terase....and i'm not only dissing the male population but if the girls do it to, well FUCK YOU TOO!!! there's alot of porn sites to go to. PICK ONE. CAN'T? well if you want I can supply you with porn sites crazy bitches of the fucking world.

If you think this a really crude post, well FUCK YOU TOO!!! if you're not happy with what i post on MY blog, why are you reading it?!!?!?! coz you're bored??? well go and fucking kill yourself if your soo fucking bored!! I bet that'll be much more fun than sitting there on your chair, looking at the computer screen and reading this...
Soo please, kill yourself. Its no great loss for the world. If your not happy with me or my posts, GO FUCK OFF!!!

Labels: perverts, pissed off, violation

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

DJ DREAMS!!/ 1:50 PM

Welcome to Belo-Infection Blog!! Today, I have a special guest with me. And its none other than the FAB-BU-LOUS NAD!!!!!!!! I'm gonna leave you in Nad's care today so HERE GOES!!

Hey BELO!! thanks for givin me this chance to SHINE!!! haha anyway, nad here.. and me and meera had this discussion over what we wanted to do in future... And we decided to go to TEMASEK POLY and take MASS COMM!! Wanna know why??

*drum roll*

Cause we wanna be radio DJs!! (explain's meera's attempt at DJin in the first few lines..)

And we're gonna host our own radio talkshow.. We're rather stuck on NaMee show or the MEENA show.(meera: yang kat luar, jangan terase, we're using our name and not to diss you people...heheh*cheshire cat smile*)

Where was I before I was oh so RUDELY interrupted by belo.. oh yeah, we're gonna host our own radio show and we haven't decided a name.. so meera, what the hell was it that we wanted to do on air?? (oh btw i'm hearing RAVEN'S voice on 987fm now.. and its so daaaamn annoying!!!)

She said it!! not me!!! though i was thinking it.....

Oh yah, we're gonna have our own bitch sessions where ppl can call in and bitch with us about somebody or someone or what they just hate what ppl do in general (like apeks who spit goo at our BEAUTIFOOL SHOES!!!) And then we're gonna have our own PING AND PONG SHOWWW!! Where we act as blardy NAMEES (you can just guess who we're impersonating...)

So, what rly ticks you off and why?? Or which do you hate more?? Cutesie wannabes or that rly irritating ah soh who wldn't SHUT UP in the bus?? (just choose which topic interests you most and VOALA!!) We have a TOPIC to BITCH about!!!

So, who's into Meera and I being radio DJs?? Nvm, dunnit to say anythg, cos we all know its a yes.. dun waste ur breath.. shhh...

(Nad on the left, Meera on the right!! We were in Perth, on our way to interview people.)

Btw, We even got harrassed by drunk people, Give us some credit kay!!

DJs Meera and Nad OUT!!

Labels: Dj Dreams, radio

Monday, October 8, 2007

Marriage proposal NO NO/ 4:18 PM

Honey arh, you want to buy a flat??

Omg!! i swear, if a guy ever propose to me by saying that, I WILL KILL HIM!!(or at least smack him really hard!!)

I mean we all know that if you ask you partner whether she wants to buy a flat, you're actually asking her to marry you. But WHY?!??! WHY?!?!? why do you have to say that?? Its not that hard, if you can say Honey arh, you want to buy a flat?You definitely will be able to say Will you marry me? For starters, it's definitely shorter!!!

And trust me, you wouldn't want to tell you're kids that you proposed to your wife in that manner!! It's sooo embarrasing, both for you and your kids.

Third, where's the romance, if not romance than it should at least be memorable!! Not when you're driving and suddenly "hey you wanna buy a flat?" Proposing to you future spouse-to-be should be memorable because its once in a lifetime(unless you marry and then divorce and marry and divorce...then, in that case, you shouldn't marry at all. You should just have one night stand...well thats how you treat marriage then why not??). You do not have to go over the top with it, but just so that it'll be a pleasant experience.

If you're not confident she'llsay yes, then why not shock them?? buy them hundreds of roses(okay maybe not hundreds) candle lit dinner, and why not throw in a bottle of champange since you already went to the trouble, your partner would be speechless!! that is when you take control of the battle feild!! get down on one knee and ask her to marry you!! she will be in a state of shock that she can't say anything...well then you just treat it like a yes, i mean silent means consent!! ahahha

I've heard of guys going to such lenghts to propose to their wife-to-be and its soo soo romantic and incredible and memorable! i'm too lazy to tell you people the story...be original and do something out of the ordinary...

Anyways, if you DO NOT know how to deliver the BASIC marriage proposal well i'll just have to take you step by step then won't I.

Step 1: Prepare the ring!! (a must!! please! wedding ring not onion ring or any other ring!)

Step 2: Get down on one knee(unless you have no knee/s, then please skip this step!!)

Step 3: Gently hold of her hand and look into her eyes

Step 4: Ask her to marry you.

Done, 4 easy steps!! woohoo!!!

Well i guess i'll leave you to practice on your own!!

Labels: public issues, thoughts

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Do or Don't : Going out alone/ 2:02 PM

I'm curious, are people really afraid to do something on their own?

The reason I'm curious about this is due to the conversation my friends and I had. Well the conversation started when they asked me what my plans were for the weekend. I told them that I was planning to go the national library and maybe do a little shopping at Bugis Junction. Being the Kaypoh friends that they are, they then asked me who I was going with. And again, i told them that i was going alone. Well I think you guys are smart enough what their reaction was.

OMG! Why are you going there alone? Don't you feel akward or weird?? Paiseh?(well maybe this is an exaggeration but its along the same line.)

As much as I enjoy having company when i go out, I'm also perfectly fine with just going out alone. Sometimes I'm really glad to go out alone, times when i just need to be alone and have my own breathing space. Its not that I do not realate well to people, in fact I think I'm rather comfortably among people but I don't need them to be around me 24/7.

Often, I go out alone to get a bite, to go shopping, and even to watch movies. I think its totally okay for someone to go to the movies alone. I enjoy myself and that's all that matters. But I do really dislike it when i buy myself a ticket and the person ask "only one?", i'll answer yes and they give me this I-can't-believe-you're-here-alone look. I think i can entertain myself so there's really no need for company sometimes.

But i still don't get it why people are soo kinda against going out alone....are you guys just unindependant?insecure? just don't like going out alone? what?? If you guys have any reason as to why people shun at the reason of someone going out alone, maybe you can leave a comment or something cause i really don't find anything wrong with going out alone.

Labels: independant, public issues, thoughts

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Rap battle competition/ 7:53 PM

THE RAP BATTLE COMPETITION on 6th of October 2007 Report!!

hey wassup ma homies!!!(okay that was lame haha) anyways its contagious!! hahaha....fistly, i met nad at dougby gaut at ard 12 plus and we walked, gossip while waiting for the thing to start....it was gonna start at 3pm so nad and i just sat around outside plaza singapura....and we sat at the bench thingy right and there was this indian dude there....well i ignored him....but i DID notice he was staring at me....well nad noticed too....but well we ignored him....all of a sudden he got up and walked around(i so knew something was going to happen) and finally walked up to me and started talking to me....and as usually i didnt understand what the fuck he was saying!!! and i tried to scoot back on the bench as far as i can....at first i just shaked my head and saying no to him and whatever he was saying...but he still stood there and continued blabbing....and i just didn't look at him and just talked to nad....well i guess that message was clear to him so he went off(thank god!!!!!)

Well while waiting, Sleeq(sry if the name is spelled wrongly!!) performed "almost,but." well i think that was the song they sang...and everyone started to stand up and go to the tentage....and i think nad and i were like the very very few girls who did not bother....well i guess that got us some attention....haha...

3 o'clock, and we finally went to the tentage....Dan and Young were the host of this rap battle competition thing and they were really funny hahah...at first we sat on the floor but my leg started to cramp so we stood up....anyways, the first rapper was really really good and he was wearing braces!!!(everyone knows i have a fettish for guys wearing braces...if you didn't know, NOW you know!!) as i said he was really good.....but after him there were very few who were good....there was this Hisham guy who was really funny...and yah i liked his performance hahah....ohhh!! and there was this chinese guy who wore a green cap and t-shirt...he could rap but i hated his performance....he was soo vulgur a) crude!!! it was really disgusting....and there was also this "young BLUE" (young buck tk jadi) and his was soo funny....nak step step but in the end he didnt do anything....he was just so dumb!!! he wanted to barf!!! hahaha....and there were a couple good rappers, i cant remember for certain what his stage name was but i think it was "Nish" well he was good....umm another indian guy...he was really big!! and he was kinda like the black version of Fat joe or something....but he was really good!!!his voice was really nice!! and there was also this guy who wore shades and a striped jacket over a white t-shirt...well he looked like someone i knew...but yah whatever...he was good too!! and during the freestyle round, he looked like he was rapping to nad and i....(well we didn't really know coz he was wearing shades...but i'm just gonna assume he was rapping to us)he was looking in our direction throughout the whole freestyle thingy.....and the thing he was rapping about was really nice....it was about a boy and a girl....and it was like stranger kinda thing....well everyone could relate to this, i mean dun tell me you haven't pass by a complete stranger and not be attracted to him or her....well i really like his rap anyways...

The rapping ended and there was this dance competition and dan and young asked for volunteers but nad and i didnt go up....i mean we can dance...but not that well....well this dude who crumped won...and he crumped really well!! hahaha he won the freaking tickets lar!! bloody hell!! hahaha then there was the fergie look alike competition...JENG JENG JENG!!! hahah the first contestant, she was really hot...and i mean REALLY HOT!!! and she could dance!! and she's 14!!! hahaha...well all the guys obviously appreciated her booty shaking number....then there was this chinese girl who came up and this kinda retarded guy cheered for her and he sat and we saw this really nasty butt crack!!! eeewww!! much!!! anyways i think he was a little wrong in the mind or something.....okay alot....anyways continuing with the competition there was this really cute 8 years old girl who sang "big girls don't cry" and it was really nice!!! and second last was this jane girl (i think thats her name) she sucked!! i mean she couldnt really sing or dance....and she was soo bimbotic....

Shan wee: so why do you think you should win this competition?

Bimbo:Well....My daddy said that everyone is a winner, so there's really no winner....bla freaking bla freaking bla!!!

and the last one was classic!! she went upstage wearing a really really short dress ans started bouncing around stage like she got something shoved up her ass....and the inevitable happened, her dress went up and up and up....whooohoooo black panties!!!! well the 14 year old and 8 year old won....then there was another performance by Sleeq....and groupies were all taking video and shit....it was soo stupid!!!and when sleeq left, they left as well.....what bimbos!! anyways, when dan and young came back with the result they said something like thank you for staying and supporting us since like 3pm and they were like looking at nad and i coz we didnt bail when sleeq went away...wahahha!!!

Anyways the result was kinda okay except for the fact that the vulgur guy qualified into the next round....

Well no tickets for us but then we got free cds coz we answered some questions....hahah...(nad you got help from me!!)hahahah...i'm soo glad we went there, it was really fun!!! haha and when we took the mrt back, Hisham the funny rapper dude was there and we congratulated him and talked...he was from vs and now he's in poly....he's really nice....well i wish him all the best for the next round!!!

all in all, i enjoyed going to plaza sing!! got to meet cool people, saw the hottie shan wee,had loads of laughs thanks to dan and young...all i have to say now is that see you people in MOS!!!!!! next round baby!!! wooohooo!!!!

Labels: 98.7 fm, rap battle

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Exams/ 2:46 PM

Hello people!!

sry, coz i've not been bloggin lateyly...well as you all know, it's exam week soo give me a break!!

Anyways, i just finished my e. maths paper today and yeap, i am gonna fail....haha...but you know what?? i dun even care!! thats the crazy part ...knowing that i'm soo gonna fail, i dun care....well i'm a slackerbitch soo can't blame me!!

anyways, i gtg now..."study" *snort* yeah right!!

Labels: exams