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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Christmas DAY!!/ 5:18 PM HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas Everyone!! okay i was soo wasted yesterday, i had this Christmas party organized by my dads company. So it was really really fun!! i decided to stay later than expected but my dad went home first. So anyways, there the drinks was really freaking nice so thats why i got wasted....hahaha.. Well, today, i have a christmas dinner party with all my relatives on my dads side....seriously i can't wait!! getting ready now anyways. hmmm, love my outfit btw!!! heheheh, its a black skirt that stop just above my knee and a bright red to which is high neck and long sleeved...ooh!! and a really snug boot that stop around 2/3 of my calf. that i borrowed from my aunt... Well, i guess i have to go now and update you guys tomorrow i guess. Derek won't be at the chrismast party!! soo sad!! he has to work today...well, i got you a really cute present i think you'll like. ..hahah...and maybe just maybe you'll kill me for it too...hahaha.. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Labels: holidays |
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
What is the world coming too??/ 5:53 PM woooah, what is the world coming to?!?! crazy shitser!! Okay, its bad enough that britney Spears have been flooding the gossip mill on whats happening, but her younger sister too?? what is this?? a family affair?? by now you might have heard or might not have heard, but Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Yeap PREGNANT. and at 16 too!! well, i guess the whole family's screwed up i guess. And btw, isn't she considered a minor?? no?? well, its america, the land of sex and drugs. Anyways, she's planning to keep her baby and cancling her plans of finishing high school and going on to a university...instead, she wants to move to louisianna to raise her baby...well i guess its a good choice on her part coz most hill billies live there right... Oh well, who you might ask is the father of the baby...its her long time beau. I dunnoe the name...but if your dumb enough to get a 16 year old pregnant, i guess i don't care much of what your name is... Thats all on the gossip of whats happening in CRAZY AMERICA!! Labels: gossip, random post 101 |
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What your drink says about you!!/ 11:40 AM Hey!! okay so i've got fascinating news for you!! And NOoO its not about monster!! hahah...what i'm gonna tell you is gonna help you score with girls...hahahha. okay well, it is IF you drink or go to pubs or clubs. I Do not know for certain whether it really is true but, what the hack might as well give it a try, who knows, you just might get lucky!! Okay, the topic is *drum rolls please!!* WHat does you drink say about YOU!! (this should be interesting!) Imagine this, your in the pub, and you see a hot chick you're interested in. Well STOP where you are and look at what she is drinking. She might be the nice person she seems to be but then again she could be a psycho freak!! so read this!! If the girl is drinking beer, her personality is most likely casual, low-maintainance, and down to earth. So the way you might want to approach her is maybe by challenging her to a game of pool. If the girl is drinking Vodka, well it really depends on what vodka your drinkin. Bloody mary : Slightly exotic, possibly theres a hippie air abot her. She is also creative Cosmopolitan : I'm an ex sorority girl, and i like to watch re-runs of sex in the city...haha Screwdrivers : most probably beginners at drinkin, or want to stay sober when she gets banged. White russian : She's sophisticated, and the chances she'd be puking later is quite high so enjoy her company while you can! Red bull & vodka : well, to say the least, she wants to be sober and is just here for a little flirtin and loads of dancing so if you are looking for flirttin with girls, here she is!! Next is Tequila!! If she drinks a Margarita, she is fun, adventurous and have a happ-go-lucky attitude. so if yo're lookin for company who is fun well ,you might wanna look at her. If she drinks champange, oh oh!! she's a romamtic and very high maintainance so, unless you have loads of money, you might wanna skip her. lastly if she is drinking Absinthe, well very likely she have a death wish. hahaha, well that is only some it. but i chose only this coz, well, its the ones i like!! (if you know me, you'll know what i mean...heheh) let's hit the pubs!! Labels: drinking, drunk, random post 101 |
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Monday, December 17, 2007
Top 10 most weird food in the world/ 9:44 PM Okay, today was a bad day for me, reasons that i can't state in my blog as its too personal and i'm not that ready to really express my feelings on the matter yet. Anyways, I was watching a documentary of the top 10 WEIRDEST food from all around the world. It was a really kinda disgusting show coz i'm just not used to people eating such stuff! At number 10 was Kopi Luwak. Okay, for malays, you know that kopi is coffee right. Well, thats right this particular delicacy is coffee beans. But what makes them different and weirder than your normal coffee beans. Well, Civet (a cat size mammal) it eats this berries that contains this coffee beans. And it will then poop out these half-digested coffee beans. From there, locals gather the coffee beans and sell it to the market. And surprisingly its the most expensive coffee beans that is sold in the world. And personally i've tried it and its really really good. But of course they washed the beans and lightly roast it before making it to coffee powder or something. Maybe i can give it to MONSTER only that i request the beans not to be washed. See how her sex drive is after that...ahhaha!!  Number 9 is Ox penis woooaaah....woo ho ho ho.....okay. Now In western countries, Ox penis are dried up and given to dogs as treats but in some Oriental (trust asians to come up with this) countries, this is considered a delicacy to many. Ox penis could be steamed, roasted or even eaten RAW!!! (oooh disgusting*barf!*) and the taste is compared to an overcooked squid. hmmmm....so if you guys wanna know the taste od ox penis or something that is likely similar, you can so try eat an overcooked squid (god knows why you want to)  8 brings you to Bird Spit You'd be thinking WTH??!! but let me just tell you another name of it, its bird nest. And yeap mostly chinese eats this. Although me coming from a partly chinese family, have indeed eaten this Bird Spit. hahah, and its not half bad. Its sweet and cooling. You can just get it at groceries shop those in tin cans. but my grandma likes to make it from scratch...its nice!! where does the spit comes from?? well, when a bird makes a nest, they have to use their spit to hold the leaves and twigs together, so it acts like a glue. And thats where it comes from.  Lucky number 7 is Caterpillar Fungus okay, that just sound disgusting right. and trust me, it looks disgusting too. Okay, theres this parasitic fungus that grows in insect larvae. The fungus invades the body of the insect and eventually kill it and mummify it. And yeap they take this hard mummified caterpillars and serve them in soup or as medicine.Came form the Chinese. hahahaha.  At 6, we have the RATS!! Rats are surprisingly common food in some parts of the world. Its because some of us live in poverty and eat whatever comes. you can come across rats as often as you come across people. So they settle for this. but after time, rats have become a delicacy and are often cooked in many ways.  God!! Monkey's brain is at 5. I really can't stand this one, i just wanna kick peoples' asses for doing this to a poor cute monkey!!! i really do not know how they can be soo in humane!!! i mean seriously!!! they will cut open the monkeys head and people would just eat the brian right from its head!! while the monkey is still alive!!! OMG SICK BASTARDS!!! how can you seat at your dining table with a monkey in the middle of the table and busily and happily chatting with your friends and picking at the monkeys brain!?!?!? FUCKING ASSHOLES!! while the monkey suffer terrible terrible pain!! i mean at least kill it first. Just because you want it sooo fucking fresh!?!?? CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL!!! (since this is about the list of disgusting food, i'll continue on, but this is soooooooo not over!! i'll touch on the topic again)  4 presents you Spiders Okay well, they are actually tarantulas. They are usually deep fried and eaten just like that. The texture is described as crispy-chewy and the taste can be compared to crabs. OMG!!! i love crabs...maybe i should try it...hahah.  3 is bee larvae Okay this came from china and japan. Well, this was the period of time when there was a lack of fish and meats. so they turned to these bee larvae. And since then, they have taken to this taste and consider it a special treat.  At number 2 is the famous (yet disgusting) Balut- Duck fetus okay this is way beyond disgusting!! its like you eating egg but only that in this egg theres a half developed duck or chick!!! and they could just boil it and eat it like that...i dunnoe how they could swallow it but yeah....nasty shit right there.  And the moment you've all been waiting for!! number 1 on the weirdest food from all over the world is....*drum rolls* SNAKE BLOOD AND BILE This delicacy or treat can be found in the central of jarkata. they'll cut off the head of the snake (preferably cobra) and drain the blood into a cup. They'll then add bile to it and serve it as a drink. Its not your straight up martini but well they enjoy it. It is believed to improve the males stamina in their sex life!!! hahahah well, since coffee help to boost the sex drive of females, snake blood and bile boost up the sex drive of males. Tough luck guys...  hahah so thats really all of it. so next time you eat be sure to look at whats really the ingredients before putting it all in your mouth! Labels: fast facts, random post 101, weird out |
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Kecik Kecik Chilli Padi "SINGAPORE"/ 12:22 AM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I wanna Congrats Hady for clenching the title of Asian Idol!!! It was a really unbelievable moment!! i was actually pretty confident that Mike from Indonesia would have won it. All the judges thought so too. But when the results was out and Hady was the Asian Idol, i practically choked on my coke. UNBELIVABLE!!! people are sooo gonna be talking about this!!! Well, i'm not gonna say something as cliche as "MELAYU MAJU!!" but i just wanna say that, even though Singapore is a small, wait let me correct that, TINY country, we have achieved a lot since we became independent. And not only just referring to this Asian idol but also the SEA games and all the other political stuff that are to blurry for me to remember(come on, its like 12:30 pm). Well done Singapore!! I do have to admit it is a great place to live. Although sometimes, you wanna curse the people UP there because of all the GST increase and what not. But it is times such as this that makes it all okay. We have managed to thrive given the circumstances that Singapore is a small country. And i believe that Singapore will continue to thrive and strive to be the BEST! Kinda proud to be a Singaporean right now. Labels: proud |
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Saturday, December 15, 2007
Fashion, Beauty. Who needs them/ 4:55 PM I had campcraft training today and i have to admit girls have been getting better and better. GO GIRLS!!! okay so, i went to banquet with fatin coz i was sick of fast food, okay so when we were there, talking and talking and talking...this girl came....and omg!!! what the hell no wait, WHAT THE FUCK was she wearing!!!i mean it is a nice top, but personally, if your wearing a sorta translucent top, i'd wear something striking inside like a hot pink halter or something. well, we're talking about this kinda translucent t-shirt with shot sleeves, try and imagine. But nooooo!! she was just wearing her bra, and i do have to admit that her boobs were big but, LIKE EEEEWWW!!! It was soooooo disgusting!! i could literally see whats underneath her top...and it is NOT a pretty sight! i mean come on!! she was fat and there were bulgy thingy underneath and when she sat, all her fats folds!!! LIKE EEEWW!!! and i tell you a land of smiles are NOT something to be happy about. (if you dun understand what that means, then either you ask me of too bad!!) omg!!! i dunnoe where people's sense to style comes from!! maybe i should be a fashion police or something....at least i'd be doing good to the people while still being able to bitch!! whahahaha, i just might do that. Getting paid to bitch is not such a bad idea...hmmmm maybe i would... But anyhow, i do have to say fashion is your own sense of style, but please keep the over rated stuff(like translucent top with only bra) out of family restaurants or maybe just keep it out of my sight. However, talking about fashion, watching and having attended some fashion shows, i have to say that whatever i see on the runway is either gorgeous or hideous. Seriously, i mean you'll see all those really creative clothes being presented on a fucking stick thats walks down the runway....but think, seriously think, who would really wear those clothes?? maybe lunatics, but most people are to afraid to be daring and dress up in something different, afraid of being criticised by the public eye. But i do have to give the designers credit for setting up new fashion trends and discovering what goes with what and what makes you look good. So Kudos to them. But with all the creation and what not, people are getting more and more vain. Anl also, when asked what really is beauty, they'll give all kinds of answers. Some say beauty is being thin and tall or having a figure. Beauty is those models who walk down those runways wearing the most gorgeous clothes and accessories. Others say beauty is nothing, brian is the one that counts if you wanna make it in this world. Well, after all that have been said and done, the one answer that i really agree to and believe with all my heart is. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" soo dun worry if you dun look pretty, people have different tastes, maybe to a certain someone you do not look good, but to another, you take his/her breath away. Same goes for those who do look pretty, You may look pretty but if you have a rotten heart, people are gonna remember you for that rotten heart and not how sharp your nose is or how big your eyes are. but people being shallow and all, they'll still see appearance as beauty. Thats how you can separate the assholes and jackasses from those who are good hearted and not soo shallow as to judge a person by how he or she looks. These are the kinds of people we should meet more often. let the shallow and shallow mingle. In the end, we will be the happy ones because we value a person for their character and not their appearances. Those who are shallow will end up losing out alot, when you grow old, your face wrinkles, your boobs/muscle sags then what are you gonna do if your partner don't want you anymore?? nothing you can do because you've wasted you life away with a bastard/bitch. So, don't think that beauty is everything. Beauty is only for a while, but love is for a lifetime. Labels: random post 101, words of wisdom |
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Friday, December 14, 2007
E v e n t f u l DAY/ 8:03 PM I've just gotten back from my so called date. It was such a slow day!!! Okay first off, the np people went swimming today and i really wanted to go but then i had prior commitments as i called it. Well, i woke up at around 11am....oooppss...and i had to get to the four seasons hotel by 2 btw. so yupe i was late late late late late!! There was this function there and as my dads only responsible kid, i had to attend the stupid thingy. Well, for making me suffer this, he allowed me to bring whoever i wish to bring. The only guy whom i know owns tailored pants and really nice shirts, was Nathan. So i called in a favour, and thank god he had the day off from work today! Relief relief, coz if he could not make it my dad will insist for me to take one of his nerdy friends son or something. Well as i was saying, i had to get ready and the fuss about my wearing formal wear, oooh god i took at least twice as long to get ready. by the time i was ready it was nearing 12:30 pm ooops....and i cant very well rush around town in my heels and stupid dress, so i decided to call a taxi. AND OMG!!! it cost near to 20 bucks!!! okay so lets skip the taxi journey coz i was just listening to my mp3. yeap i brought my mp3 along coz i know it would be a really boring shitty function. and believe me, my mp3 have save me from dying of boredom lotsa time. Four seasons, btw gorgeous hotel!! and thats where i met Nate, and yeap he looked really hot. (If you're reading this, please dun get all egoistic!! pls!! hahah)....and of course into the ballroom. god there were soo many old boring people there. can't they die or something. Well for one thing, the food what FAB. but the stupid games were- STUPID!! god!! whoever came up with it is either brain dead or sadistic. We had to fill in the form thingy of what's our favourite movies, our theme songs and shit like that and put it into this bowl. then one by one we had to draw a paper. And then find out who you took out of the bowl. so in this case i had to go around talking to all the guest there and figure out who i picked out of the bowl....LAME!!! I bet its just a lame, cowardly way for ugly guys to talk to girls. OMG!! by 4:30pm, Nate and i decided to blow this Popsicle stand and go have fun. Well, thank god my dad allowed me to go...pheew, i would have died staying another minute there. After, Nate and i went to Glow juice bar and Cafe around orchard road area and just chill for a while. In our formal wear that is...people gave us curious glances like we ditched a wedding our something...hahaha, thank god i was wear a black dress and did not attract attention unlike SOMEONE!!! okay we lazed whats left of the afternoon away. Now here i am, still in the dress and blogging, what a wonderful day. FURTHERMORE!!! I WANNA WISH MY BROTHER A HAPPY 18 BIRTHDAY!!! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to my bro. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! love you man!!! |
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Thursday, December 13, 2007
A day of fun and friends/ 11:07 AM H!! okay after the freaky post, i thought i should add some fun-time-with-friends post next. So here's what my friends and i were up to yesterday! First off, we were supposed to meet up at Pasir Ris at 11:30 am. I arrived early!!! wahahahha!! so anyways, since none of them arrived yet, i went shopping at Whitesands. Well, now they have nicer shops there as compared to last time. Other than that, i bought nail polish!! it's pretty!! okay, so on with the story, i met siddiq at the mrt station and he was tearign coz his contacts was burning his eyes, DumbASS!! after siddiq, we then met with Akmal, who seriously looked like he just woke up from bed and took whatever was in his reach and put in over his head..hehehe. WAAAHH then came shahrir, with his shades and pink top, looking like your very typical mat....hahaha. And obviously, the late princess is always late...Whoelse other than Nad the ooops-i'm-late-so-deal-with-it princess...hahaha While waiting for her, we went around whitesands and ended up at the arcade, surprise, surprise...hahah, Nad EVENTUALLY arrived and we made our way to Escape. But when we reached there, we were greeted by all the rides not operating because of the rain. So, we decided to have our lunch at macs and then played some blackjack until the rain subsides. but it was drizzling all the way yesterday, so having nothing better to do, and not wanting to waste our money going to the theme park because most of the fun rides are closed, we went to the famous red house. HAHAH, akmal by then was scared hehehe. so there, there was this family of 3 there too looking at the house. well, then it was blah blah blah and shakir me tus at the red house. Wanted to enter the house but there was this apek looking at us and we were afraid he'll call the _______. so we decided not to, akmal was to relieved. We then made our way to east coast park to bowl. hahah now that was funny. as usual, akmal and shakir got competitive. BLAGH YOU GUYS!! anyways, diq,rir, nad and i were playing for fun. and rir and i did the same thing. when we wanted to swing, instead of the ball going forward it went backward. heheheh..OOPS!!! So, that was the end of the evening for akmal, shakir and diq. But nad, rir and i stayed behind and sat at the rocks to admire the scenery and also to bitch about my lil cousin...hehehe.hate her!! okay so then there was this rat, sniffing around the mcflurry cup...hahha and rir wanted to scare it, but before he got to do it, it ran away. hehehe then it came back and sniffed at the indian couples but...i wonder why...hehehe to bedok and sharir had to buy some chicken thingy and then we bought ice cream coz nad had this craving for it and sat around and talk. hahaha, we were guessing what each of us would be in ten years time, hahah Rir became malay radio dj or screen writer and even a mat ganja and wasted his life away...hahhaha that was funny! diq became a lawyer or policeman, nad a young boss, with her blazer and pressed shirt. or even a teacher, or a radio dj. as for me, i was a fashion designer, a young boss like NAD! or a psychiatrist. After that it was home sweet home! Labels: have fun |
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Monday, December 10, 2007
weirdest thing/ 8:49 PM Hey, i just came back from Campcraft training and i don't feel soo good. Anyways, i'll still tell you guys what happened today. Okay first off, our training started at 9, well suppose to start at 9 but as usual, we're always late. Okay soo, the girls started to make the shelter but without the timing, just a slow run through so everyone knows what to do. After that, the girls were allowed to rest and the guys turn to do the trial. But then they were so called "under staffed" so they chose me and shawn to join them.(surprise, surprise) after that, the girls did one last trial befre our lunch break, in the rain i must add. The guys basket and left for lunch first. well, FINE!! We went our separate ways and et back at school. By then it was raining cats and dogs(why do they call it that?? must check it up) anyways, i had to direct them what to do...and we did a time test on lashing. if we exceeded the time given. we'll obviously get punishments. LIKE DUH!!! hahaha, then at first when it started, i did it on time and it was okay. but we still had t do 40 push-ups. (one for all. all for one thingy) other than that, we continued on with another time trial. and this time i think i exceeded the time limit and my lashing was like crap!! and then we had to one by one go to the sir and let him check our lashing. i was like saying shit, my lashing sucks. Jerome, apparently the sir finished checking his, he took mine and switch with his....it was too funny, i couldn't control my laughter. Jerome was like "switch with me, switch with me.." hahah. then after..i can't remember how many trials, we finally did our skeleton and the girls were quite fast, and after, we did the real thing. The sir made a deal with us, if we get the shelter done by a certain time, we do not need to come for training tomorrow. Sooo we rushed!!! it was funny when amanda and i were tryintg to pull the poncho...hahah, the ground was slippery after the heavy rain. After finishing, we kinda exceeded the time by 15s...which was quite okay, for us at least. Then it was the guys turn!! and again i had to fill in for their missing members. But during the trial, siddiq slipped and fell on his butt!!! hahahah it was too hilarious, someone shoud have had a video of it orh!! hahaha his butt was then soaking wet..hahhaha then it was packing up time!! wooohooo!!! okay soo we had to clean up the room coz some stupid people wants to put computer in it...well, jinyi,yong xi, jerome and ivan stayed back while the others went to fall in downstairs. It was at the end when i wanted to lock the door, but ivan kept switching on the fan and i wanted to switch it off...and we kept doing that....the thing was standing beside me...that was why i was soo agitated. and whe i finally get to lock the door, i told jinyi to run...and we ran all the way to the canteen. Reaching the canteen, someone apparently forgot the saw, so me being the one with the key had to go up again.(wtf kan!!) asked that someone to follow me up but nooooo, he didn't want to...so forced to go up alone, i went up alone. I was soo dreading it lar....then when ireached, i opend the door and just throw the saw into the dark and lock the door and ran....but the thing just followed me to the staircase....like fuck sia...then after i gave the keys to mdm ong, i felt a burning down my back...just went to the canteen and took my bag and wentto the toilet to get my shirt off so i can see what the fuck is happening to my back. when fatin came in i asked her to check it out for me. It ran from my shoulder to my lower back....i was like shit shit shit shit shit.....then suddenly jinyi came in...i was like ohh good...more people to see this... then suddenly someone off the light...i was like WTF!!! we ran out leaving our stuff...and it was the security guard...thank god...but fatin said she saw something....soo we just left hurrying and taking our stuff. after we stepped out of the school gate, everythhing was a total blur...other than at lucky bread, i was |
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Sunday, December 9, 2007
PRETTY, UGLY, PRETTY UGLY!!/ 4:06 PM I bet you must have been laughing your ass off after reading the previous post. Inside joke btw...if you dun get it, then TOO BAD SUCKA!!! btw if you have not read the previous post, i highly recoommend you to read it! This post however is dedicated to a really really DEAR friend of mine. I just visited her blog and the picture she put up was simply "FABULOUS" (barf). If i'm not wrong, she was lying on her bed and took the picture, thinking herself SEXAY!! Well i do have to admit she did look "DASHING" with her white highlights. (BARF) well, she is soo confident of herself that i do in fact "envy" her. OOOHH, i can never wear a mini skirt and not feel FAT. But not her, uh-uh, its like she was BORN to wear mini skirts. SOO SOO CONFIDENT!! oooh well....*sigh* And what do you make of it, her wearing a sexy top that expose her "FLAT" stomach. OHH WOW that's sexy!!! exposing her arms and belly. oooooh, i expect the guys to just drop at her feet(dead) once they see her!( kena heart attack!! nampak nenek kebayan!!) wahahaha!! Well, i bet you guys already have a clue of who i'm talking about. don't call me mean, its just my nature to say what i think. sometimes an advantage and sometimes a disadvantage for me. REALLY!!! i dun care much of what people think of me....all that matters is what i think. Call me a bitch,ooh please do!Spare me, like YOU dun think she's ugly. At least i'm honest enough to say it out loud. What do you do? whisper here and there. I'm not talking about all of you but only one....which one? well approach me and ask, i'll tell you directly to you're face who i'm talking about. (until next time..) Anyways, back to the topic at hand. other than the outfit/appearance, whats up with the speech deficiency? how may i ask does she pass her oral exam??!?!?!? well, you know what, i'm actually feeling bad of what i'm currently thinking right now. so i'm gonna stop here and now. What's up with me?!? well, i suddenly had this burst of conscience. WHY!??! dun ask me!! how the fuck should i know. Well, you may be thinking i've lost my bad streak....nah...i dun think its that. just for now, if i feel bitchy later on, i'm gonna pick up where i left off. trust me. for now, i bid you farewell, btw read my previous post!! a must read!! Labels: bitch fest |
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Saturday, December 8, 2007
The O MI GOSH facts of life!/ 10:55 PM OOOO MI GAWD!!!! I Just found out a really disturbing news!!! and when i mean disturbing, i mean DIS-TURB-BBING!! Its even more disturbing and in a way disgusting than my previous ost about Jack the Ripper. I 'd have to tell you, that while reading this post, you might laugh,, you might puke, you might just have a heart attack!! SO BEWARE! Those with a weak heart please DO NOT go any further than this line. Oh well, you went beyond the line. I must warn you that Curiosity killed the Cat. Well, the owner of this blog refuse to be responsible for any harm done to the reader, mentally or otherwise.If you burst your stomach with excessive laughter, do not come running to me. So, once again after you go beyond this line, your on your own babe!  Here goes! I've figured out why MONSTER loves to buy starbucks!! I've actually figure it out!! I'm soo clever, oooh yeah, oooh yeah!! anyways, the result of this investigation is most certainly disturbing for the normal human mind. Intensive research and experiments have shown that caffeine (the stuff that you can find in coffee, or in this case, your normal cup of Starbucks.) increase the female libido. In simpler terms, coffee is helps you to get aroused. Sooo, coffee actually works like porno or sex! only it doesn't require visual effects. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH!!!!!! If you think like me, you'll be laughing your ass off right now. Okay okay!!(exasperated) i'll tell you. put it all together, MONSTER+COFFEE= AROUSED MONSTER -----1 then take away MONSTER-MAN= LONELY SEX DEPRIVED MONSTER-----2 then add 1+2 = MONSTER FREQUENT VISIT TO STARBUCKS!!!! TAAAAAAADDDDDDAAAA!!!!! see, it all fits together!! look, monster is a single ATTRACTIVE person who with ITS bad luck, can't get laid!! So how does she jerk off? well, that's when Coffee is added into the equation. Since she can't get, well not really relief but ummm arousal from men, she gets it from coffee!!! Now the mystery is solved!!! thanks to MEERA the Delirious!! if there's a mystery to solve, then Meera's already on it!! call 666-5322-3333 for further enquiries. Labels: crapiness, fast facts, random post 101 |
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Friday, December 7, 2007
Jack the Ripper !!!!!!/ 7:39 PM heya! i'm just gonna dive right in to what i did today okay. So, i had campcraft training today. It was stupid coz at 9, the teacher in charge wasn't even there so we had to wait for nearly an hour before someone did something. other than that, it was build shelter time!! and as usual, there wasn't enough girls to build a shelter. So we just got ready our pitch and did everything in slow mo, just so that everyone knows what to do. JENG JENG JENG, the CIc came and they are not out normal CIs. They were the CIs from really really long time ago. Its really really scary. but they were quite nice....soo far. finished campcraft on time. Thank god!! the bunch of us went to PP for lunch and then some shoppin. well it was fun, after, i went back home and have been reading ever since. Okay i won't bore you to death with whats happening in my life today coz to tell you the truth, nothing much happened today...OMG!! SHOCKING!! (i know right...)hahah. Well to save you from dying of boredom(not that i truly care, its just that..if you die, who's gonna read the crap i blog about right!!), i was reading this really interesting article(dun worry, it doesn't involve any anatomy of a human body being cut off....wait, to think about it, it does!!!! wahahahah!!) The Article: Jack the Ripper I bet you guys have heard about him in one point of your life or another but do you really know what he did to deserve to be one of the worlds most notorious murderer? Well maybe for the fact that after all the inhumane murders he committed, he was never caught or at least have the identity of who Jack the Ripper really is revealed till this very day! Investigators are still wondering who this character created by the murderer himself is. But what makes them soo sure that Jack the Ripper is a man and not a woman?Because his only victims were prostitutes? did he have an intense hatred for prostitutes? or if its a she, could it be coz her husband was unfaithful? No one can ever answer this questions with a 100% certainty or confidence. Well, before Jack the Ripper began making its rounds in the papers, this unknown assailant was recognised as "Leather Apron". His first unfortunate victim was Mary Ann Nicholas otherwise known as Polly. She was (i think the appropriate word is SLAIN) slain at Bucks Row just shortly after leaving a pub called Frying Pan Pub. Her stomach had been savagely ripped opened and slashes many a times from her ribs to her pelvis.(grusome much!). The knife blade which was speculated to be 8 inches long was also used on the virgina. The blade was running from the virgina to the victims navel. (OUCH!!!!) Here are some pictures.(NO!! I'm not gonna show you her body!! but you can search it up if you want. I'm gonna show you the spot where she was murdered)  (the frying pan pub, yeap that's how it looks like) (polly, a picture taken after the brutal murder)Annie Chapman aka Dark Annie was Jack the Ripper's second victim. Her mutilated body was found at 29 Hanbury street by John Davis. Her throat was slashed deeply and her stomach was cut opened and her intestines were taken out and laid across her shoulder. Her uterus and part of her bladder was missing from the body. Police later suspect that it was some sick game for Jack, taking parts of his victim's anatomy as a souvenir. And a few feet from her laid a wet leather apron soaked in what could have been the victim's blood. (thus, the nickname Leather Apron)  (Dark Annie)Third victim is Elizabet Stride sometimes known as Long Liz Stride. It had the trademark slash at the throat but the body was not mutilated. WHY? maybe he was interrupted by something and had to quickly and quietly retreat into the shadows. Louis Diemshutz who was on the cart that was pulled by his pony was just about to turn into Berners Street when his pony reared in alarmed. He was also the one who discovered Miz Liz's body. Maybe the pony was alarmed by the stench or maybe the sudden movement of Jack the Ripper retreating back into the shadows. Maybes and no solid proof. (must have frustrated the police at that time.) But this victim got away lucky i guess.  ( Long Liz Stride)The next murder was accomplished on the same night Elizabeth S. was killed. Jack was most probably unsatisfied with the first killing and was determined to mutilate another prostitute, Maybe. Her name was Catharine Eddowes and was later discovered by PC Watkins whom i quote "I have been in the force for a long while but i never saw such a sight. The body had been ripped open, like a pig in the market. If the killer had been denied his satisfaction of mutilating Elizabeth S. , his appetite had been more than sated on the unfortunate Cat. Eddowes." Her throat was cut back to its spine, the lobe of her right ear was cut through, a V was carved into her cheeks and eyelids, the tip of her nose was detached, her abdomen was cut opened and her intestine were laid across her shoulders and missing from the body was the uterus and the left kidney. But Jack, surprisingly, left a blue for the police. (OMG!! like nooo!!) anyways, after killing Cat, he was in a hurry to get away from the crime scene coz he was only a few streets away from the previous murder. (being in a hurry, makes people careless) he left bloody finger marks and a part of Cat's apron on the doorway of "Wentworth Model Dwellings". That clue apparently pin pointed the direction of where Jack is headin. Thus the theory of him being an East-Ender living in the area. Well in between this period and the next time he strikes, he actually wrote several letters/postcard to the Police all of which are written in red ink to symbolise blood. He did say that he had a bottle of blood to write with but it became to thick to write with since it had dried up quite a bit(sicko sia). Boasting of how clever he is, and how he laughed at the idea of the police searching for the culprit when he's been under their noses the whole time. he also said that he was not gonna stop until the police have put shackles on him. (Go check out the letters. Damn eerie i tell you.) The very last victim of Jack the Ripper was Mary Kelly. She was only 25 years old and she was seen going into her room with another guy and both never left the room. Thomas Bowyer who was her landlord came by to collect her overdued rent money and discovered her body. But the guy she went into the room with was never found.(the guy must have been Jack lar!!). Whole surfaces of her abdomen and thighs had been removed in other words she was skinned. Her breasts was cut off and her face was hacked beond recognition. The uterus ans kidneys and also one of her breasts was found under her head (WTF?!?!?!?)the other breast lay by her right foot, the liver was placed between her legs and the spleen by the left side of her body. (WHAT A FUCKED UP MESS!!!) But no one knew that the Ripper's reign of terror would end as suddenly and mysteriously as it had begun. As Jack left the bloody scene in that tiny room, everyone was left to wonder who exactly is the man behind the facade of Jack the Ripper. And the legend of Jack the Ripper was only beginning. well thats all i guess. the short history of Jack the Ripper. Since this is a damn long post, u'm gonna make the ending short and sweet okay?! THE END Labels: fast facts, most notorious murders |
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Thursday, December 6, 2007
random post 101/ 7:49 PM okay, just got back from tampinies. went out for dinner with Afiq. and i guess i should tell you this, today is the day where starbucks give out free coffe!!! between 5 to 7. but well afiq and i was to lazy to que up for one cup of stupid coffee. so we just went to have our food. Then while we were wondering around, i saw Monster with a cup of coffee from starbucks!! i was like omg!! i can believe i'm running into monster!! anyways, the real surprise was that she was only holding 1 cup of coffee from starbucks. hehehe....well i didn't want her to see me so i just ran... btw, she looked soo retarded lar!! she was wearing this bermudas like pants and a t shirt which show off her ever so lovely arms!!! i tell you it was disgusting man!! other than that my evening went really well .  anyways, thats me and my cousin. we were our holiday. damn fun!! must ajak her out with me more often...hmm one day soon i guess. peace out!! grabbin starbucks coffee Labels: have fun, random post 101, weird out |
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Freaky dreams/ 3:03 PM HELLO!!! okay, i've been reading people's blog, specifically nad's and shahrir's. They've been having weird out dreams recently. Well talking bout dreams, i had a dream too. But it wasn't really a weird dream, it was just different from those that i usually have and trust me those that i usually have is weird enough as it is. Well, the dream was about this donut shop which was at Singapore poly(maybe i dreamt of donut because last night the Muttons at midnight were going on and on about donut shops). haha, continuing, the donut shop/factory was huge!! and you can actually make your own donut!! it was soo cool!! and yeap as usual there was this hot dude who was mending the counter. but what i didn't know was that he was actually the owner of the whole cooperation. God knows why he was there. Well, there were flirting going on. And before i know it, i was gettin married to him....WEIRD RIGHT!!! anyways, my dad and my ex-fiance disapprove of the wedding...but love prevail...hahah lame....my ex-fiance was a rude egoistic dude who cheated on me lotsa time with really fat ugly girls....and again god knows why he like to do that. Well you'd think its happily ever after right. but nooo!! my husband and i lived in this house on top of this hill. and we owned acres and acres of land.my husband loves me and is very overprotective. Anyone and everyone who wants to come visit our house must go through the security which is at the bottom of the hill...and surrounding was coverd with fences lar... the reason my husband did this is coz if and when my dad gets the opportunity, he'll kidnap me and marry me off to that jerk ex-fiance of mine. and of course for some reason i was those weak kinda girl you see, i was abused before and marrying my husband was so called a big step for me. One night, i can't remember why, i went beyond the gate and all of a sudden there was shouting and shit, and i realised that it was my dad and my ex...i ran like shit and ended up in a forest. we kinda played hide and seek...well in a deadly way at least. and i was trying soo hard to try to get back to the house where my husband was sleeping(it was night time btw)....but little did i know that my husband realised that i was gone and went out searching for me.... there was a lot of running and falling down and scraping my knees and hands. and nearing the end...someone hit me over the head....probably my ex...then i knocked out. but then at the same time my husband found us...and saw me unconcious...and he went beserk...and pounded the shit out of my ex...all of a sudden i was in the ambulance and they were losing me...my husband cried and begged me to wake up...my dad blamed himself....my ex was, i dunnoe where my ex was....but i slip beneath and there was no pulse. They had to do the electrocuting thingy...all i heard was csomeone shouting "clear!" and they electrocute me. i jerked and my eyes opened and looked into my husbands eyes. then it was dark again and they electrocute me one more time. I woke up from my dream...well nit really woke up...but more of a jerked up....i dunnoe how to explain it... it was like i really got electrocuted and actually jerked awake. It was a really weird!! really really weird. Like my dream actually had a story line. its either that my imagination is overflowing or something entirely different is going on....freaky. I guess that all right now. see ya later!! |
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
sweet sweet dream/ 11:21 PM WEEEEEEE!! okay i'm currently bloggin on my brand new laptop!! I ought to sleep coz i have school tomorrow...but before i sleep i just wanted to post something using my brand new laptop my parents just got me!! wahahaha...i'm happy now!! okay i guess i should go sleep now!! nighty night!! Labels: love love love |
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Monday, December 3, 2007
Darn you Edward Cullen!!/ 10:02 AM
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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Cheesy bitchy bits!!/ 9:01 PM
Labels: bitch fest, emotionally unstable, MONSTER |
