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Thursday, February 14, 2008
dumb fat ugly slut/ 9:29 PM OUTLOOK Dumb Fat ugly slut turns into a slut upon seeing me with him. And is dumb because she can't even take me on in a fight. Fat and ugly because she is!! Maybe i should add deaf too. Would not be convinced that i'm not dating her ex. Subject seems to be havin a hard time to get over her EX. Definitely have self-condifence issues. Note to self: stay at least 6 feet away(yeap she's that big) upon eye contact. LIKES To eat. Subject has not display any outward intrest in changing its lifstyle. Continues to gain weight. Subject also obsess to trying to beat my beautiful face up. Note to self: NO mercy if subject decides to charge DISLIKE Me. Highly. Subject seem to blame me for the failure in its relationship. Other than that, she does not show any interest in anything else. But i do have to hypothesise that it hates her fat ugly slutty body and lack of brain cells. Concludes that it is jealous of me. Note to self: buy self gift for being soo damn brilliant! BITCHIN PATTERN Dumb fat ugly slut seems to be soo hot tempered that i suspect that it must be all the fat it eats all the time. She gets wild everytime when i'm with its ex. Observation: subject seem to foam at mouth and nostril will flare the size of titanic. Note to self: Stay back, it might have rabies, and also to not get sucked up that black hole in her nose. Loves to have posse for back up. Posse seem unwilling to help when in comfrontations. My conclusion is that they are cowards dumb slut junior! WHY I LOVE IT? I DO NOT!! Definitely definitely do not!!! Love to make fun of IT but not LOve it. Its different. Tips for self: throw burger to another direction when in confrontation(for distration) My hypothesis is it will run after the burger. Making it safe for me to make my gracious exit. CONCLUSION Its a Dumb fat ugly slut. And i still LOVE myself best!! Labels: bitch fest, random post 101 |
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Sunday, December 9, 2007
PRETTY, UGLY, PRETTY UGLY!!/ 4:06 PM I bet you must have been laughing your ass off after reading the previous post. Inside joke btw...if you dun get it, then TOO BAD SUCKA!!! btw if you have not read the previous post, i highly recoommend you to read it! This post however is dedicated to a really really DEAR friend of mine. I just visited her blog and the picture she put up was simply "FABULOUS" (barf). If i'm not wrong, she was lying on her bed and took the picture, thinking herself SEXAY!! Well i do have to admit she did look "DASHING" with her white highlights. (BARF) well, she is soo confident of herself that i do in fact "envy" her. OOOHH, i can never wear a mini skirt and not feel FAT. But not her, uh-uh, its like she was BORN to wear mini skirts. SOO SOO CONFIDENT!! oooh well....*sigh* And what do you make of it, her wearing a sexy top that expose her "FLAT" stomach. OHH WOW that's sexy!!! exposing her arms and belly. oooooh, i expect the guys to just drop at her feet(dead) once they see her!( kena heart attack!! nampak nenek kebayan!!) wahahaha!! Well, i bet you guys already have a clue of who i'm talking about. don't call me mean, its just my nature to say what i think. sometimes an advantage and sometimes a disadvantage for me. REALLY!!! i dun care much of what people think of me....all that matters is what i think. Call me a bitch,ooh please do!Spare me, like YOU dun think she's ugly. At least i'm honest enough to say it out loud. What do you do? whisper here and there. I'm not talking about all of you but only one....which one? well approach me and ask, i'll tell you directly to you're face who i'm talking about. (until next time..) Anyways, back to the topic at hand. other than the outfit/appearance, whats up with the speech deficiency? how may i ask does she pass her oral exam??!?!?!? well, you know what, i'm actually feeling bad of what i'm currently thinking right now. so i'm gonna stop here and now. What's up with me?!? well, i suddenly had this burst of conscience. WHY!??! dun ask me!! how the fuck should i know. Well, you may be thinking i've lost my bad streak....nah...i dun think its that. just for now, if i feel bitchy later on, i'm gonna pick up where i left off. trust me. for now, i bid you farewell, btw read my previous post!! a must read!! Labels: bitch fest |
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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Cheesy bitchy bits!!/ 9:01 PM
Labels: bitch fest, emotionally unstable, MONSTER |
