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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Creepy Catfish!!/ 4:13 PM Hey hey hey!!! Okay, i have interesting facts.. Well, it all started with me watching Oprah Winfery Show last night. It was really educational!! She brought on her beloved doctor...well i dont really know what his name is, but the episode was called "Ask Dr. Oz" maybe you've heard of it, maybe you've watched it but last nights show was really informative. Well, if you've watched Grey's anatomy..(okay i know, where's the connection?!?) there was this episode where they were looking at an x-ray and it showed this small kinda like fish up some dudes penis...and well, one of oprahs fan asked whether there are such cases. And uuhem...there are such cases in the world that i has happened before..kinda scary huh, finding a small fish in your penis or virgina (sorry bout the language...but deal with it!) I've done some research of my own and it gets interesting by the minute!! Seriously. First of all, it is called candiru. It's a type of catfish. They are eel-shaped and translucent, so people won't even notice it if its swimming next to you. Not to worry that it'll bite you or something but what you have to worry about is that it'd would however wriggle up your virgina or penis as it is attracted to urine. And trust me, once in there, it loves it...and you can only get rid of it by undergoing an operation. It could be fatal if it is left in there and it'd grow and grow...FYI, it could grow up to 6 inches(15 cm). Scary huh. Where are these species of catfish found? well it's found in the Amazon so those of us not living there...THANK GOD!!!! but anyways, most of the common cases is that the victims went to the amozon and go in the water. Well, you know sometimes they need to go through a swamp of something...well how the hell should i know? but it's still scary!!! Just imagine, you find out theres some retarded catfish up your freaking *toot*! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE, i can't...i can't imagine!!!! wow, i guess we all learned something new here huh!! I guess thats all for todays post!!! see ya!! Labels: fast facts, random post 101 |
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Monday, December 17, 2007
Top 10 most weird food in the world/ 9:44 PM Okay, today was a bad day for me, reasons that i can't state in my blog as its too personal and i'm not that ready to really express my feelings on the matter yet. Anyways, I was watching a documentary of the top 10 WEIRDEST food from all around the world. It was a really kinda disgusting show coz i'm just not used to people eating such stuff! At number 10 was Kopi Luwak. Okay, for malays, you know that kopi is coffee right. Well, thats right this particular delicacy is coffee beans. But what makes them different and weirder than your normal coffee beans. Well, Civet (a cat size mammal) it eats this berries that contains this coffee beans. And it will then poop out these half-digested coffee beans. From there, locals gather the coffee beans and sell it to the market. And surprisingly its the most expensive coffee beans that is sold in the world. And personally i've tried it and its really really good. But of course they washed the beans and lightly roast it before making it to coffee powder or something. Maybe i can give it to MONSTER only that i request the beans not to be washed. See how her sex drive is after that...ahhaha!!  Number 9 is Ox penis woooaaah....woo ho ho ho.....okay. Now In western countries, Ox penis are dried up and given to dogs as treats but in some Oriental (trust asians to come up with this) countries, this is considered a delicacy to many. Ox penis could be steamed, roasted or even eaten RAW!!! (oooh disgusting*barf!*) and the taste is compared to an overcooked squid. hmmmm....so if you guys wanna know the taste od ox penis or something that is likely similar, you can so try eat an overcooked squid (god knows why you want to)  8 brings you to Bird Spit You'd be thinking WTH??!! but let me just tell you another name of it, its bird nest. And yeap mostly chinese eats this. Although me coming from a partly chinese family, have indeed eaten this Bird Spit. hahah, and its not half bad. Its sweet and cooling. You can just get it at groceries shop those in tin cans. but my grandma likes to make it from scratch...its nice!! where does the spit comes from?? well, when a bird makes a nest, they have to use their spit to hold the leaves and twigs together, so it acts like a glue. And thats where it comes from.  Lucky number 7 is Caterpillar Fungus okay, that just sound disgusting right. and trust me, it looks disgusting too. Okay, theres this parasitic fungus that grows in insect larvae. The fungus invades the body of the insect and eventually kill it and mummify it. And yeap they take this hard mummified caterpillars and serve them in soup or as medicine.Came form the Chinese. hahahaha.  At 6, we have the RATS!! Rats are surprisingly common food in some parts of the world. Its because some of us live in poverty and eat whatever comes. you can come across rats as often as you come across people. So they settle for this. but after time, rats have become a delicacy and are often cooked in many ways.  God!! Monkey's brain is at 5. I really can't stand this one, i just wanna kick peoples' asses for doing this to a poor cute monkey!!! i really do not know how they can be soo in humane!!! i mean seriously!!! they will cut open the monkeys head and people would just eat the brian right from its head!! while the monkey is still alive!!! OMG SICK BASTARDS!!! how can you seat at your dining table with a monkey in the middle of the table and busily and happily chatting with your friends and picking at the monkeys brain!?!?!? FUCKING ASSHOLES!! while the monkey suffer terrible terrible pain!! i mean at least kill it first. Just because you want it sooo fucking fresh!?!?? CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL!!! (since this is about the list of disgusting food, i'll continue on, but this is soooooooo not over!! i'll touch on the topic again)  4 presents you Spiders Okay well, they are actually tarantulas. They are usually deep fried and eaten just like that. The texture is described as crispy-chewy and the taste can be compared to crabs. OMG!!! i love crabs...maybe i should try it...hahah.  3 is bee larvae Okay this came from china and japan. Well, this was the period of time when there was a lack of fish and meats. so they turned to these bee larvae. And since then, they have taken to this taste and consider it a special treat.  At number 2 is the famous (yet disgusting) Balut- Duck fetus okay this is way beyond disgusting!! its like you eating egg but only that in this egg theres a half developed duck or chick!!! and they could just boil it and eat it like that...i dunnoe how they could swallow it but yeah....nasty shit right there.  And the moment you've all been waiting for!! number 1 on the weirdest food from all over the world is....*drum rolls* SNAKE BLOOD AND BILE This delicacy or treat can be found in the central of jarkata. they'll cut off the head of the snake (preferably cobra) and drain the blood into a cup. They'll then add bile to it and serve it as a drink. Its not your straight up martini but well they enjoy it. It is believed to improve the males stamina in their sex life!!! hahahah well, since coffee help to boost the sex drive of females, snake blood and bile boost up the sex drive of males. Tough luck guys...  hahah so thats really all of it. so next time you eat be sure to look at whats really the ingredients before putting it all in your mouth! Labels: fast facts, random post 101, weird out |
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Saturday, December 8, 2007
The O MI GOSH facts of life!/ 10:55 PM OOOO MI GAWD!!!! I Just found out a really disturbing news!!! and when i mean disturbing, i mean DIS-TURB-BBING!! Its even more disturbing and in a way disgusting than my previous ost about Jack the Ripper. I 'd have to tell you, that while reading this post, you might laugh,, you might puke, you might just have a heart attack!! SO BEWARE! Those with a weak heart please DO NOT go any further than this line. Oh well, you went beyond the line. I must warn you that Curiosity killed the Cat. Well, the owner of this blog refuse to be responsible for any harm done to the reader, mentally or otherwise.If you burst your stomach with excessive laughter, do not come running to me. So, once again after you go beyond this line, your on your own babe!  Here goes! I've figured out why MONSTER loves to buy starbucks!! I've actually figure it out!! I'm soo clever, oooh yeah, oooh yeah!! anyways, the result of this investigation is most certainly disturbing for the normal human mind. Intensive research and experiments have shown that caffeine (the stuff that you can find in coffee, or in this case, your normal cup of Starbucks.) increase the female libido. In simpler terms, coffee is helps you to get aroused. Sooo, coffee actually works like porno or sex! only it doesn't require visual effects. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH!!!!!! If you think like me, you'll be laughing your ass off right now. Okay okay!!(exasperated) i'll tell you. put it all together, MONSTER+COFFEE= AROUSED MONSTER -----1 then take away MONSTER-MAN= LONELY SEX DEPRIVED MONSTER-----2 then add 1+2 = MONSTER FREQUENT VISIT TO STARBUCKS!!!! TAAAAAAADDDDDDAAAA!!!!! see, it all fits together!! look, monster is a single ATTRACTIVE person who with ITS bad luck, can't get laid!! So how does she jerk off? well, that's when Coffee is added into the equation. Since she can't get, well not really relief but ummm arousal from men, she gets it from coffee!!! Now the mystery is solved!!! thanks to MEERA the Delirious!! if there's a mystery to solve, then Meera's already on it!! call 666-5322-3333 for further enquiries. Labels: crapiness, fast facts, random post 101 |
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Friday, December 7, 2007
Jack the Ripper !!!!!!/ 7:39 PM heya! i'm just gonna dive right in to what i did today okay. So, i had campcraft training today. It was stupid coz at 9, the teacher in charge wasn't even there so we had to wait for nearly an hour before someone did something. other than that, it was build shelter time!! and as usual, there wasn't enough girls to build a shelter. So we just got ready our pitch and did everything in slow mo, just so that everyone knows what to do. JENG JENG JENG, the CIc came and they are not out normal CIs. They were the CIs from really really long time ago. Its really really scary. but they were quite nice....soo far. finished campcraft on time. Thank god!! the bunch of us went to PP for lunch and then some shoppin. well it was fun, after, i went back home and have been reading ever since. Okay i won't bore you to death with whats happening in my life today coz to tell you the truth, nothing much happened today...OMG!! SHOCKING!! (i know right...)hahah. Well to save you from dying of boredom(not that i truly care, its just that..if you die, who's gonna read the crap i blog about right!!), i was reading this really interesting article(dun worry, it doesn't involve any anatomy of a human body being cut off....wait, to think about it, it does!!!! wahahahah!!) The Article: Jack the Ripper I bet you guys have heard about him in one point of your life or another but do you really know what he did to deserve to be one of the worlds most notorious murderer? Well maybe for the fact that after all the inhumane murders he committed, he was never caught or at least have the identity of who Jack the Ripper really is revealed till this very day! Investigators are still wondering who this character created by the murderer himself is. But what makes them soo sure that Jack the Ripper is a man and not a woman?Because his only victims were prostitutes? did he have an intense hatred for prostitutes? or if its a she, could it be coz her husband was unfaithful? No one can ever answer this questions with a 100% certainty or confidence. Well, before Jack the Ripper began making its rounds in the papers, this unknown assailant was recognised as "Leather Apron". His first unfortunate victim was Mary Ann Nicholas otherwise known as Polly. She was (i think the appropriate word is SLAIN) slain at Bucks Row just shortly after leaving a pub called Frying Pan Pub. Her stomach had been savagely ripped opened and slashes many a times from her ribs to her pelvis.(grusome much!). The knife blade which was speculated to be 8 inches long was also used on the virgina. The blade was running from the virgina to the victims navel. (OUCH!!!!) Here are some pictures.(NO!! I'm not gonna show you her body!! but you can search it up if you want. I'm gonna show you the spot where she was murdered)  (the frying pan pub, yeap that's how it looks like) (polly, a picture taken after the brutal murder)Annie Chapman aka Dark Annie was Jack the Ripper's second victim. Her mutilated body was found at 29 Hanbury street by John Davis. Her throat was slashed deeply and her stomach was cut opened and her intestines were taken out and laid across her shoulder. Her uterus and part of her bladder was missing from the body. Police later suspect that it was some sick game for Jack, taking parts of his victim's anatomy as a souvenir. And a few feet from her laid a wet leather apron soaked in what could have been the victim's blood. (thus, the nickname Leather Apron)  (Dark Annie)Third victim is Elizabet Stride sometimes known as Long Liz Stride. It had the trademark slash at the throat but the body was not mutilated. WHY? maybe he was interrupted by something and had to quickly and quietly retreat into the shadows. Louis Diemshutz who was on the cart that was pulled by his pony was just about to turn into Berners Street when his pony reared in alarmed. He was also the one who discovered Miz Liz's body. Maybe the pony was alarmed by the stench or maybe the sudden movement of Jack the Ripper retreating back into the shadows. Maybes and no solid proof. (must have frustrated the police at that time.) But this victim got away lucky i guess.  ( Long Liz Stride)The next murder was accomplished on the same night Elizabeth S. was killed. Jack was most probably unsatisfied with the first killing and was determined to mutilate another prostitute, Maybe. Her name was Catharine Eddowes and was later discovered by PC Watkins whom i quote "I have been in the force for a long while but i never saw such a sight. The body had been ripped open, like a pig in the market. If the killer had been denied his satisfaction of mutilating Elizabeth S. , his appetite had been more than sated on the unfortunate Cat. Eddowes." Her throat was cut back to its spine, the lobe of her right ear was cut through, a V was carved into her cheeks and eyelids, the tip of her nose was detached, her abdomen was cut opened and her intestine were laid across her shoulders and missing from the body was the uterus and the left kidney. But Jack, surprisingly, left a blue for the police. (OMG!! like nooo!!) anyways, after killing Cat, he was in a hurry to get away from the crime scene coz he was only a few streets away from the previous murder. (being in a hurry, makes people careless) he left bloody finger marks and a part of Cat's apron on the doorway of "Wentworth Model Dwellings". That clue apparently pin pointed the direction of where Jack is headin. Thus the theory of him being an East-Ender living in the area. Well in between this period and the next time he strikes, he actually wrote several letters/postcard to the Police all of which are written in red ink to symbolise blood. He did say that he had a bottle of blood to write with but it became to thick to write with since it had dried up quite a bit(sicko sia). Boasting of how clever he is, and how he laughed at the idea of the police searching for the culprit when he's been under their noses the whole time. he also said that he was not gonna stop until the police have put shackles on him. (Go check out the letters. Damn eerie i tell you.) The very last victim of Jack the Ripper was Mary Kelly. She was only 25 years old and she was seen going into her room with another guy and both never left the room. Thomas Bowyer who was her landlord came by to collect her overdued rent money and discovered her body. But the guy she went into the room with was never found.(the guy must have been Jack lar!!). Whole surfaces of her abdomen and thighs had been removed in other words she was skinned. Her breasts was cut off and her face was hacked beond recognition. The uterus ans kidneys and also one of her breasts was found under her head (WTF?!?!?!?)the other breast lay by her right foot, the liver was placed between her legs and the spleen by the left side of her body. (WHAT A FUCKED UP MESS!!!) But no one knew that the Ripper's reign of terror would end as suddenly and mysteriously as it had begun. As Jack left the bloody scene in that tiny room, everyone was left to wonder who exactly is the man behind the facade of Jack the Ripper. And the legend of Jack the Ripper was only beginning. well thats all i guess. the short history of Jack the Ripper. Since this is a damn long post, u'm gonna make the ending short and sweet okay?! THE END Labels: fast facts, most notorious murders |
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Opera primetime/ 2:36 PM
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Sunday, November 4, 2007
Seven Dirty Words/ 7:13 PM
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