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Monday, May 11, 2009
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter/ 11:28 PM Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter. THIS IS SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT!!! hahahah you guys enjoy now!!! Labels: funny, random post 101, retarded |
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
beauty kills/ 8:31 PM wooohooo, hello peeps!!! well i actually have nothing to blog about but then i remembered what i wanted to blog about a few days ago but forgot..(get my drift? haha) so anyhow, lets start the story!! (its a short one by the way!) okay so there was this one day, i think the previous week or so? i was late and had to walk the whole lenght of haig road coz bus 30 will definitely not get there on time. So walking to school...tra la la la la (okay i didnt really do that but i thought it was a good sound effect...haha!!) Then there was this motorist, he past me and looked at me...then there was this car infront so he had to stop. while he was waiting for the car to move, i actually passed him and he was like staring at me...(well, i'm used to it...what to do?) so then i just walked on luh...and finally when the car moved, he sped past me while actually looking at me instead of at the road...then when he was further infront, he turned to look back at me again and tried to smile at me (KEYWORD is TRIED) But before he could actually smile at me, he lost control of the motorbike and very very nearly got run over by a car...then dah paiseh, he just sped past. HAHAHAH!! i wanted to laugh okay!! but i refuse to be the cause of any death!!! seriously man...soooo stoopid! keep your eyes on the freaking road luh... soo whats the moral of the story, adik-adik? the moral of the story is that..."beauty can kill" hahahhahahaha!! *grins* :D PS: i know you love me *wink* Labels: funny, random post 101 |
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Monday, May 19, 2008
MATRIX....just watch it/ 4:41 PM HEY!! hahhah okay, i just watched some vids on youtube(curtesy of Afiq) that to my oppinion deserve some mentioning...hahhah, so enjoy!!! hope you enjoyed it!! ps: thanks afiq! hahah Labels: funny, random post 101 |
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Mosquito ATTACK!/ 3:31 PM hey people!!! okay okay, let me tell you the truth, i really DID write a post about random shit, but it got deleted...And now i'm too lazy to retype all the things that i said... I soo totally wasnt my fault!! okay let me tell you what happened.... *fades out to memory* (everything seems dream like....) So i was happily typing away about random stuff, i seriously cant remember what, but yeah....tra la la la la (okay i didnt do that but i thought it'd be fun to add the stupid sound) so anyways, this GIANT mosquito stared flying near me and i was trying to kill it!! (claps claps....and i was clapping the air like some retarded monkey or sth..) then it landed on my keyboard...my BEAUTIFUL keyboard!!! so then i tried to kill it and i smacked the keyboard with my hand (sorry keyboard! you know i love you...) but then it like flew away!! so i took the insect spary thingy and sprayed my whole room...and when i finally got back to my laptop, i realised that i accidentally deleted my entry...and i was too lazy to retype everything again... so here i am, 7 mins later! ahhahhahahaha! Labels: funny, random post 101 |
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Thursday, May 8, 2008
cow's piss??/ 5:04 PM HAHAHA!! okay exams are finally over...but i seriously do not have anything to talk about... actually i do but i dun think i should mention it on the blog...i may get sued...soo hmmm it about lucky bread, concerning cow's piss....hahahah omg!! i cant stop laughing!!! hahahha sorry luh...i cant say it here luh....its tooooo...overwhelming for the public ear... Labels: funny, random post 101 |
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Opera primetime/ 2:36 PM
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Saturday, September 29, 2007
Tom goes on a Fart hunt!!/ 10:16 AM HAHAHA!!! okay, i just got to blog bout this one....i was listening to the radio and i heard the most funniest thing i've heard all day... Well it was on the shan and rose show....soo yah...they were talking about tom cruise being infuriated over a fart....hahhaha!!! TOM GOES ON A FART HUNT!!! Its simple really, he was doing this new movie on heroes of the past or something...anyways, they were at the location of where the actual heroes were buried...SOOO...tom cruise wanted a minute of silence for commemorate these heroes....he then gathered everyone, the crew members, director, and i mean everyone who was woring on the movie to gather at the graveyard and have a minute of silence.... During this minute of silence, JENG JENG JENG, someone pop a fart!!! wahahahahahha!!! well, that certainly enraged tom...HE was FURIOUS!!! and he wanted the person who farted to own up...but of course no one own up....DUH!!! since no one owned up to farting, he's now looking at surveilance cameras to see who flinched or something....hahaha!! freaking funny!!! I mean come on!! farting isn't something someone can control....i mean when it wants to pop it WILL pop....hahha...but how does he know it's one of the crew members who popped the fart??? .....maybe, just maybe it could be the ghost of one of the heroes!!! maybe one of their names is Sir FART-A-LOT!!! wahahaha(yeah right) To end this post, hahah i wish Tom Cruise hapy hunting for the fart culprit!!! hahahhahh |
