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Monday, May 11, 2009
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter/ 11:28 PM Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter. THIS IS SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT!!! hahahah you guys enjoy now!!! Labels: funny, random post 101, retarded |
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Monday, April 13, 2009
PDAs = Puking Disgusting Appalling?/ 2:21 PM What are your thoughts on PDA? Are they acceptable? Or should it be done behind close doors? In my opinion, PDAs are quite acceptable but depending on the level of intimacy shown, i mean keep it PG 13 PLEASE! Some couples go for the kill and land a mouth-slobbering kiss on each others lips, some groping actions and some even do stuff which are obscene and emotionally and visually scarring. That then crosses the line of PDAs to FREAKISHLY-EEW-GET-A-ROOM!! moments. However, after saying that much about PDAs, i still find myself thinking that its perfectly okay to see a good looking couple exchanging a peck or two or something like that. BUT!! i find myself horrified and almost having to control my stomach if i spot an ugly looking couple doing the same thing. I don't know why but its more UN-presentable for them to do so. hey, hey, hey, this is my opinion, if you think i'm a basket, then....oh well, actually i am...sooo yeap! :P Okay let me just tell you of an incident that only unfortunate me and my mum and maybe some others who were there at that point of time. We were queuing for the bus when my mum suddenly flinched and told me to look behind me. Upon turning, i caught this couple licking each other on the mouth and on the cheeks, LITERALLY!! The dood was sticking out his tongue and licking his girlfriends mouth and cheeks. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK DOOD!!!! And thats not the worse of it, They must have been the ugliest looking couple i've ever seen, i'm not fucking kiddin. They both were uberly FAT and UGLY I'm not being a bitch(though i am one) i'm just being painfully honest I turned back to face my mum and did an exaggerated shiver. HAHA and thats what got me and my mum talking bout PDAs. The way my mum puts it, if the couple behind me were at least good looking, it wouldn't really have appeared THAT obscene. An point of view which i totally agree on!! Though its still not acceptable to go licking ur partners face like a freaking hungry ass in public! I still have to say it would have been much better if they were at least good looking. Dun Call Me A Basket!! Why dun you choose between these two then A) A fat, near to obese couple with pimple face and fat fish lips with their tongue sticking out causing their cheeks to puff up like a puffer fish(imagine mrs puff from spongebob, HAHA) licking each others faces. B) A presentable, near to good looking couple with flawless skin and shapelier figures and decent physical features licking each others faces. Which one would you pick? Too bad there no option for neither. To pick option A) is just too horrifying and to upsetting for the stomach. At least B) isnt THAT much better, its still better then option A) Well, back to the story, I couldnt stop cracking jokes about them to my mum, i mean come on la...they freaking asked for it okay, behaving the way they did in public! I mean by just looking at the couple what i could deduce from the scene was that the Fat Boyfriend was really hungry and since they had no food with them at the time (awww....soo sad...) he decided to lick off his Fat Girlfriends face and maybe that would help him sustain his hunger till maybe they get home and she cook him dinner or buy him dinner. And ALSO, the Fat Girlfriend didnt seem to mind it coz apparently she is trying to lose some weight. By getting her Fat boyfriend to eat parts of her, she will eventually lose some fat/meat! VOILA! And THATS how the cookie crumble... I couldnt help but be a basket and feed him and her lines. It was hilarious yet extremely gross at the same time. Really, really gross..... Soo...PDA or no PDA? hahah Labels: fat bitch, random post 101, retarded, weird out |
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Monday, September 15, 2008
boredom is a killer/ 7:46 PM Hey!! so, today was kinda an okay day considering that we(art students) were forced to stay back after the e maths paper to do some touch up on our final course work. This year, all art students are doing installation coz VICIOUS TESTICLES won't let us do anything else. Play it safe ya know? Okay so, art was kinda okay, and i managed to do quite a bit. However, we were almost bored to death. And that's when i started to play with ashleys' wig. NO NO, dun worry, ashley's not bald!! She just have wigs coz...erm...i dunnoe...hahaha (just kiddin ashley kay! :P) Here are the pics of me and my sesay WIG!  Hie, i'm shy luh :P  Ape luh, kacau org je  wooooo...i'm da ghost..be afraid...be very afraid.... OMG!! GELI NYER!!! hahahah, anyways, thats all that happened in school today... well, cant wait for 'o' level to be over then it'll be prom and my full swing holiday!! WOOOOHHHOOOO!!! CIAO!! :P Labels: artsy fartsy, exams, random post 101, retarded, unexpected |
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Monday, April 21, 2008
GODSHMACKED!!!/ 10:14 PM GODSHMACKED!! Okay, that's not really a word but whatever. IT IS MY blog afterall. I've got loads to talk about. So i've broken it up into parts for your convenience. See, i'm soo considerate!(yeah,yeah whatever) Here are your choices. If you're just hopping from blog to blog and have nothing better to do, then progress to no. 1 For more about the dramas in my life, go to no. 2(i promise it won't be sappy shit) If you're still in the mood for some food for thought bout "what is love?" (it's my perspective of it. SOO it might be a bit(okay alot) warp.) Jump ahead to no. 3 And for When Meera Wanted To Sink Through The Floor.(I bet you'd just love this part wouldn't you?!) Go, go ahead to no.4 If you dont find any of the above interesting then you're retarded! Leave NOW! Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect Two Hundred Pounds. This is Meera's Blog BABY!! |
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3 of 4 : "what is love?" special edition/ 8:03 PM 3 Of 4: "what is love?" special edition(My perspective) So!, i've onced asked Nathan how you know when you fall in love with someone.(PURLEASE!!! i was in a mellow mood okay, good food, walk on the beach. I was feeling sappy okay!! Not that it would ever happen again. Unless there's more good food and mellow surroundings! haha) So anyhow he said something like " You just know. But you have to be careful. Because it could be misleading. Like you lose all sense of reason. You think nothing matters except that one person. And that's not necessarily a good thing either." I know what you're thinking. SOO damn "CHIM"(if thats even how you spell it) Well, Nathan can be deep sometimes but other than those rare moments, he's just a total ass. Anyhow, he continued (yeap there's more) "Loving someone is fab but what matters is loving someone in an ordinary way and not those crazed retarded freaks who'd commit suicide if they break up or stuff like that.(so much for being deep!) "Living with them. With all their bad habits and their smelly socks and snoring and their obnoxious friends and thins that irritate you. That's what love really is."9if thats love, then count me out!!) And he said, "It's like the way i love you, even though you've goot some really disgusting habits, like..."(NO! i'm not telling you that bit!) And woooaaahh!! Hold on there cowboy. What did he just say? Lets rewind abit. It's like the way i love you It's like the way i love you It's like the way i love you It's like the way i love you OMIGOSH! Kay i seriously do not know what to say to that. Speechless!! NEVER IN MY WHOLE TALK FEST LIFE HAVE I BEEN SPEECHLESS. To be honest, i think love is abit retarded. But i'm not gonna spoil this post with my pessimistic view in how crappy love is.(ooops! there i go again! we'll come to that again.) i'll end it here then. Ps i didnt really reply him. Which was, on the surface, fine to him but i knew that he felt like he got suckerpunched. Okay well, i didnt guess that. he told me in a jokingly friendly tone. "Ouch, is my mouth bleeding? I just bare my soul and someone sucker punched me." (honestly, i didnt know what to say so we ended up walking in silence)...DON'T EVEN THINK OF SAYING IT!! I Know what you're thinking. so dont even try it! Pps HEY!! I'm miss commitment phobic dude! cut me some slack geez!! Labels: love love love, retarded |
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Retarded pics..AGAIN!!!/ 8:04 PM Okay today's post is all about mua!! and my retarded side...its tooo funny...i look like some retard...well i look worst than a retard...i dunnoe what to say...a freak of nature?? noooo worst....i'll just let you decide...hahaha  HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!OH MY AFFIN GOD!!! its tooo freaking funny!!! i dunnoe what i was doin...falling asleep??!??! nooo...i just look soo retarded...hahhaha!!!  This is me..yeap believe it or not...hahahah...its too funny...i was soo high!! and i was laughing my ass off man!!! hahaha  OKAY!!! that's just random...nooo actually, we said some peoples name and made the first expression that came to mind...guess who we are!!! One's thin and one's fat...heheheh...great clue!!  AHHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALIVE!!! ITS ALIVE!!! hahahahhaha!!! guess who i am....she wears really mini skirts but not hooot at ALL!!! and she dyes her hair B _ _ _ k....fill in the blanks if you're smart!!! wahhaha!!  AHhh, finally...something thats normal...hahahah...well, i guess that wraps this post up!! LATER!! PS: i know you'd be dreaming of me tonight....and wake up screaming...wahhahaha*wink wink* Labels: crapiness, random post 101, retarded |
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
stupid people and reunion dinner/ 11:11 PM HALO!!!! okay, today was an great day!! Except for some ah lians makin trouble in the bus...well, not really trouble its was really retarded though... Apparently, to her, we're making alot of noise and she was like "SHHH!" me: "SHHH BACK!" Ah lian with fuck face: "Shut up!" Me: "you Shut UP first arr" Ah lian with fuck face: "I don't like gays, shut up!" Me: " Who ask you, Shut up arr, Dumbass" Ah lian: "Shut UP Chibai!" Me: "Nevermind, we dont have to entertain ugly people in the bus, we are higher class we don't have to swear to get the point across" Ah lian with fuck face: "You think you soo hot arr?!" Me: "Hotter than you, definitely" Ah lian with fuck face: "Qing qong qing qong CHI BAI qing qong qing qong KANINAH" Me: "Eh talk in english lar, this singapore not china!" Ah lian with fuck face : "SHUT UP!!! Chi bai, kaninah" Me: "Alah, diam lar babi bodoh, bodoh peh babi" Ah lian with fuck face:(knows she can't win the battle resulted in crushing up paper and tried to throw it at us. KEYWORD: TRIED. Well of course she missed, DUMBASS!!!) Me: "(laugh hilariously) Eh want to throw, aim properly lar, dumbass" the rest of the trip was kinda quiet with each party makin fun of each other but naturally, we are the hotter party. When they got off, the bitch, no wait!! she's not worthy of being called a bitch, the bitch is ME!, she is just some retard who escaped from woodbridge. Anyways, the retard gave me a look and i was like smiling to her. then outside the window, she looked at me and mouth "bitch" and i just smiled at her and mouth back 'thanks' and then just show her the middle finger and look forward and not entertained the retard...nad and ashes also showed them the middle finger( yeah. there were two ah lians with fuck faces...and they look like lesbians so i don't get the whole i dont like gays shit) Eh if don't like gays, your pasal lar eh, nak bilang org asl? anak babi, sundal.Sooo stupid, i mean come on, so what if you dont like gays, do i look like i fucking care??? maybe you like to be fucked by a pencil, you don't hear me bitchin about it!! Fucker, i'm sorry, but like i don't entertained stupid dumbfucks! i'm higher than you'll ever will be you papan!! and please, i am sooooooo hotter than you!! you had that thin eye brow going on but it still look like fuck...you're just never gonna be better than me! And btw, as a future psychologist, sweariing in foreign language to a party who doesn't understand it proves that you're a coward...if you wanna swear at me, please make sure you say it to my face loud and clear and in a neutral language, so that in turn i can kick your fucking flat ass. OOOH please if you really think that you're better that me or hotter, well, you're mirror is broken loser. I'm done about bitchin about dumbfucks so i'm gonna move on and talk about my reunion dinner!! Well, i just got back home from my reunion dinner, and it was a really really fun reunion dinner! hahaha Firstly when i first got there, we did the (i forgot the name...) the thingy where we toss the salad thingy high up for prosperity...something like that...i didn't really eat it after cause it looked funny....haha so then we had a caterer, my gradmama was too lazy to cook..ahha, we had thai food and it was simply fab!! I met up with my fav uncle, we talked and talked then he had to leave early, awwww sooo sad!!!!! anyhow, it was fun i joked around wirh my uncle-in-law who's from morocco...and then i was telling my aunt about the bus incident just now and she laughed like hell...but what i didn't know was that my other uncle was listening in and he was like " you have gay friends?" and i was like "no, i have bisexual friends" then he kinda pulled me to one corner and talked about gays, had our laughs and in the middle of the convo, he declared he's gay...ahahahit was too funny and i was like, "why are you telling me?" and he said it was because i was open minded about this stuff, so from then on, we hit it off really great hahaha...he was really fun to talk to!! i might be hangning ard with him in future hahah....anyways, i just wanna say, my distant uncle(who's apparently eurasian came) i didn't know who the hell he was, but one things for ure, he is really really hot!!! he has a nice build(of couse i noticed that great butt of his...hahaha)he's really fair and has black hair that's messy and kinda like bed hair...hot hot hot!! and he had stubbles!!! hotter!! and let me tell you it gets better, i noticed there was splotches of paint on the jeans he was wearing and i asked him whether he was an artist and he said he was!!! hot hot hot!!i'm sorry i have a weakness for artists!!!and he is also a poet, kinda the literature type too, hot hot hot!!!!! and we started talking and he is really oppionated!! he's kinda bitchy but it was really fun talking to him, he says he has the artist temperment...hahaha cute!!! when he smiles, he has a dimple at the corner of his mouth...hot hot!! omg!!he's 18 btw..god... Well lets just say i'll be seeing him around in future...hahah well to everyone except the 2 ah lians with fuck face, have a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! GET MORE ANG PAO!!! Labels: insulting, irritating, New years, retarded, stupid people |
