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Monday, April 13, 2009

PDAs = Puking Disgusting Appalling?/ 2:21 PM

What are your thoughts on PDA?

Are they acceptable? Or should it be done behind close doors?

In my opinion, PDAs are quite acceptable but depending on the level of intimacy shown, i mean keep it PG 13 PLEASE! Some couples go for the kill and land a mouth-slobbering kiss on each others lips, some groping actions and some even do stuff which are obscene and emotionally and visually scarring. That then crosses the line of PDAs to FREAKISHLY-EEW-GET-A-ROOM!! moments.

However, after saying that much about PDAs, i still find myself thinking that its perfectly okay to see a good looking couple exchanging a peck or two or something like that.

BUT!! i find myself horrified and almost having to control my stomach if i spot an ugly looking couple doing the same thing. I don't know why but its more UN-presentable for them to do so.

hey, hey, hey, this is my opinion, if you think i'm a basket, then....oh well, actually i am...sooo yeap! :P

Okay let me just tell you of an incident that only unfortunate me and my mum and maybe some others who were there at that point of time. We were queuing for the bus when my mum suddenly flinched and told me to look behind me. Upon turning, i caught this couple licking each other on the mouth and on the cheeks, LITERALLY!! The dood was sticking out his tongue and licking his girlfriends mouth and cheeks. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK DOOD!!!! And thats not the worse of it, They must have been the ugliest looking couple i've ever seen, i'm not fucking kiddin. They both were uberly FAT and UGLY I'm not being a bitch(though i am one) i'm just being painfully honest

I turned back to face my mum and did an exaggerated shiver. HAHA and thats what got me and my mum talking bout PDAs. The way my mum puts it, if the couple behind me were at least good looking, it wouldn't really have appeared THAT obscene. An point of view which i totally agree on!! Though its still not acceptable to go licking ur partners face like a freaking hungry ass in public! I still have to say it would have been much better if they were at least good looking.

Dun Call Me A Basket!! Why dun you choose between these two then

A) A fat, near to obese couple with pimple face and fat fish lips with their tongue sticking out causing their cheeks to puff up like a puffer fish(imagine mrs puff from spongebob, HAHA) licking each others faces.

B) A presentable, near to good looking couple with flawless skin and shapelier figures and decent physical features licking each others faces.

Which one would you pick? Too bad there no option for neither. To pick option A) is just too horrifying and to upsetting for the stomach. At least B) isnt THAT much better, its still better then option A)

Well, back to the story, I couldnt stop cracking jokes about them to my mum, i mean come on la...they freaking asked for it okay, behaving the way they did in public!

I mean by just looking at the couple what i could deduce from the scene was that the Fat Boyfriend was really hungry and since they had no food with them at the time (awww....soo sad...) he decided to lick off his Fat Girlfriends face and maybe that would help him sustain his hunger till maybe they get home and she cook him dinner or buy him dinner. And ALSO, the Fat Girlfriend didnt seem to mind it coz apparently she is trying to lose some weight. By getting her Fat boyfriend to eat parts of her, she will eventually lose some fat/meat! VOILA! And THATS how the cookie crumble...

I couldnt help but be a basket and feed him and her lines. It was hilarious yet extremely gross at the same time. Really, really gross.....

Soo...PDA or no PDA? hahah

Labels: fat bitch, random post 101, retarded, weird out

Monday, October 29, 2007

Fat bitch ain't got nothing on me!!!!/ 11:12 AM

Bored!!! i'm sooooooo fucking bored!!!!1

Well, as you might or might not know, I'm grounded. Yeap as hard as it is to believe, I am sooo fucking grounded. Thanks to some fucking fat bitch whos leher berbabat, perut gelumbung macam hot air balloon and muke macam tahi babi!!!(for those who dun understand malay, i said that this fat bitch has loads of fats in the neck, her stomach if as big as a hot air balloon and her face looks like hog's shit!!!)

Writing this DOES NOT! make me feel better!! Because of that stupid shit, I'm freaking grounded....Well by now, i sure you're curious as to what she did to make me grounded...okay, i'm gonna tell you the whole story now....

First of all, i'm very close to my brother and his friends....we get along really well and some of them are really close to me that they tell me their secrets and sometimes ask for advice on certain issues (since i'm the only dependable one to give advice in the whole group) Well, it all started when this Friend of mine, asked for my advice and shit....and i sympathize with him so we became really close...and because of that, he's girlfriend (now ex) got jealous...hmmmm, typical typical story right....i know!!(how fucking sad....)

Anyways, to make it clear to BOTH parties!! i only treat him as a friend/brother and nothing more, so if you think differently, that's not my fucking fault is it now? I've made it clear to both of you that i have no feelings what so ever towards that guy....so if you still think that i do, well i only have two words for you....FUCK YOU!!!

well on wtih the story, i was hanging out with him and the others when suddenly this fat bitch came and started calling me names (one of which i totally agree with her, bitch, i am a bitch and i'm not gonna deny it) and yeap i just sat and continue blowing out smoke like theres no fat bitch there staring at me....eventually, things got ugly....well actually, things started to become ugly when she stepped into the picture.....(whahahaahah) anyways, did i mention she brought her posse with her....all of them are ugly, no wonder he likes me more....

I got up and wanted to leave before things got out of hand....she suddenly advance towards me to stand right in my way....and i was like "please move aside, you're blocking the entire path way" and she was "biar arr!!! kau pompan sial! kau nk lelaki gi arr!! asal kau nk amek orang lain punye laki?!?! betina sial!!" (this is a direct qoute) and i was like "I did not steal you're boyfriend nor did i steal any other girl's boyfriend, so please move aside." by then my patience was wearing thin!! and i just wanted to smack her fucking face....FYI i'm not a boyfriend stealer nor am i going to be. the only person who steals boyfriends is DARSJEN!! but i'm not gonna bitch about her coz this post is dedicated to bitchin about fat bitch!!

she started pushing me, and that was when i lost my temper and i punched her....(ooops, i admit, wrong move) well yes i got her right at her cheek but i don't think she felt anything with that extra cushion all over her face....she tried to punch me back but i ducked and tried to get away(i'm not gonna stick around when this bitch get all loco!!) but for a fat bitch, she was quite fast...and she caught me by my arm....(well now you're wondering what happenned to the guys, they're fucking useless and just sat and watch, claiming later that they knew i was going to win what with my power punches...loads of bullshitter)

To her credit, she left a few marks on me...usually, i won't get any in a fight (shows how out of action i am these days....hiaz....must train more!! i go to the ring at yishun with my brother and some of his friends to train...just for fun....FREAKY!!)anyways, i have a few bruises on my arms now due to the incessant blocking i had to do coz she fight like some crazed retard....

well it all ended when i accidentally kicked her at the side of her stomach.....she cried....i did felt bad....i still do...coz it's been such a long time since i got into a fight...and i guess i'm getting all soft and shit.....but she still deserved it, i tried to let well enough alone but noooooo, she had to go push me around....i guess she thought that she was bigger than me(vertically and horizontally) she could push me around....that was what made me lose respect for her....i mean if some girl stole my boyfriend away i'd definitely want to get back at her....but if that girl was like smaller and thinner than me and i knew that i could beat her up easy, i'd just let it go and be happy with calling her names....but than i can't say the same for my "boyfriend" i'd definitely will kich his ass....

Other than that, coming home with a few bruises on me was the final straw for my parents...and they grounded me, well it won't hold, but i'm content to sitting around at home today...

few words for the fat bitch,

Pray that you do not cross my path for the whole of your lifetime! cause if i happen to see you anytime soon with my unstable anger right now, you'll fucking get it from me...now that i've looked back upon what happened, i wish to god i didn't felt obliged to not hurt you. Coz i easily could have and i would if given the second chance....because you can't keep your boyfriend in place you take it out on me....how fucking cowardly of you. If i see your fucking fat face again, you'll know what to expect. So pray bitch, pray. Coz i WILL be your hell!!!

and to het posse,

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HER?!??!?! she's fat and she's ugly!!! If you have not notice, the ground moves when she walks!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! and you could so have done better...i mean what kind of friend is she to drag you people into this....well i could only say this...DUMP HER LIKE YOU DUMP YOUR GARBAGE DOWN THE GARBAGE SHOOT!!!!

and to her so call ex-boyfriend,

If, you drag me into any kind of problem or situation like this that pisses me off, you'll get it from me....even if i treat you like my very close friend. after this episode, i'm no longer tolerant of any of your problems or your fucking face right now....I'm still in a I-WANNA-PUNCH-YOUR-FUCKING-FACE kinda mood...so stay away from me for the next few weeks....yeap..WEEKS!!!

and to the others (guys),

what kind of friends are you?!??! after the episode, i ask why didn't you pull us apart? and you guys say "alah, confirm kau dah menang, kau pukol dier satu kali je dah K.O" SOOO FUCKING WHAT?!?!? okay i'm not bragging but i knew i could take her, but have you thought that i do not want to hurt her?? i do not want to make her cry?? she already thinks that i stole her boyfriend!! but beating her up!??!?! for as long as the fight lasted the only blow that i didn't purposely was the punch i threww at her face....even the kick was accidental!!! other than that, she was the one throwing the punches, she was the one who advance when i tried to back up. I was the one blocking her every fucking punches, slaps, nails(scratcing)....so i guess i have to rethink hanging around with you people....

And for the others out there,

please, do not mess with me..cause i'm in no mood to fuck around....i may have that record of getting into alot of fights and other shits in the past, but i am sooooo tired of it, and i do not want to do it again!! so just mind your own business and we'll get along alright...

thats all for this post....

DON'T FUCKING MESS AROUND WITH ME!!!

PS: i'm still pissed that i'm grounded for something that was caused by another!!! bloody motherfucker!!

Labels: curse you, fat bitch, fight, losing it, pissed off