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Seven Dirty Words/ 7:13 PM
Those of you who are THE ANGEL(innocent as hell)*how contradicting...*, please skip this post. Coz i'm gonna be discussing some issues that might not be for the faint hearted/ THE SAINTS
Seven Dirty Words
Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits.
Well the above are just words but the way you use it could offend/insult someone. It's the way human kind has use them for it to be labeled as "Bad Words". But if only by itself, it's just normal words.
Now, I'm pretty sure that you people out there do say those seven words. And certainly most of you use it, how do you say it....Consistently....ahhh thats the word. But, do you know the meaning, history behind the word? I mean, obviously someone came up with the word/term and the reason as to why he came up with that word.
Many, including mua, have used the word "Fuck" or the term "Fuck You" many a times but do we really know what the word means or where the word came from and what the story behind the word is? Well i guess only 1 out of 15 who use this word knows what it means. For the rest of you who are lazy as hell and can't be bothered, I've taken the opportunity to google it up. SO all you need to do is sit on that fat ass of yours and read the coming paragraphs.
Basically, "Fuck" means to have sexual intercourse. So when you say the term "Fuck You" it really mean that you want to have sexual intercourse with the person you're saying it to. So please think twice before you say that to a lonely bangla/apek/mat because you never no that he'll take that request seriously.
Okay now i'm gonna get into how the term "Fuck you" came about.
The 100 years war(yes, there was such a war. In fact, it lasted to about 116 years but they called it that coz its easier i guess.) was a bloody war fought between the British and the French. This was the first war in which long ranged artillery was used. The British invented the longbow which had an effective accurate range of up to 300 feet, The first deadly long range weapon invented at that time.
Well, obviously the men using the longbow are called "long bowmen" and they are not the most battle worthy men as they could take down an enemy at a long distance and in the safety of their sheild. The long bowmen would then use this "plucking" method, like playing an instrument. For example the guitar, sometimes you pluck the strings instead of strumming it. He would use his index and ring finger to draw and fire the bow thus, killing the enemy(if the aim is accurate).
French despise the longbow and the long bowmen cause its a big disadvantage to them. So if and when the french managed to capture the long bowmen, they would cut their index and ring finger, so they couldn't fire their weapon. Making them useless to the war.
The captured English prisoners would then return with nothin left but their middle fingers. Well, bent of revenge, they practiced to use the longbow with only their middle finger. Thus able to "pluck" again.
Before one of the battle, the French, knowing they had their opponent greatly outnumbered(ard 6 to 1) had a great party before the battle was to begin (how dumb...no offense to the French party).
Realising that the French was having a party, they attacked early that fateful morning, surprising the French and destroying their advantage. Realizing their victory, they began their victory celebration while still waging the a victorious battle.
And of course, one of the most noticable celebration was the dancing and cheering done by the mutilated long bowmen. They would dance and skip around dead or wounded Frenchmen, showing them only their middle finger(their remaining useful finger).
Yelling(in a british accent, DUH!!), "Look!! I still have me middle fingah! I can still pluck you!! I can still pluck you!!"
So then as time pass by, the phrase is then modified to "Fuck You".
That's the end of how the term "Fuck you" came about.
Interesting really.
So the next time someone gives you the middle finger and say what they normally say, correct them by saying " The term is Pluck You...Pluck you....God!! if you want to cruse someone, at least get it right!!! GAWD!!"
hahahahha
I hope you guys had fun while still learning something new after reading this post.
Courtesy of Wikipedia!!
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Labels: fast facts, random post 101, seven dirty words
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