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Saturday, December 8, 2007
The O MI GOSH facts of life!/ 10:55 PM OOOO MI GAWD!!!! I Just found out a really disturbing news!!! and when i mean disturbing, i mean DIS-TURB-BBING!! Its even more disturbing and in a way disgusting than my previous ost about Jack the Ripper. I 'd have to tell you, that while reading this post, you might laugh,, you might puke, you might just have a heart attack!! SO BEWARE! Those with a weak heart please DO NOT go any further than this line. Oh well, you went beyond the line. I must warn you that Curiosity killed the Cat. Well, the owner of this blog refuse to be responsible for any harm done to the reader, mentally or otherwise.If you burst your stomach with excessive laughter, do not come running to me. So, once again after you go beyond this line, your on your own babe!  Here goes! I've figured out why MONSTER loves to buy starbucks!! I've actually figure it out!! I'm soo clever, oooh yeah, oooh yeah!! anyways, the result of this investigation is most certainly disturbing for the normal human mind. Intensive research and experiments have shown that caffeine (the stuff that you can find in coffee, or in this case, your normal cup of Starbucks.) increase the female libido. In simpler terms, coffee is helps you to get aroused. Sooo, coffee actually works like porno or sex! only it doesn't require visual effects. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH!!!!!! If you think like me, you'll be laughing your ass off right now. Okay okay!!(exasperated) i'll tell you. put it all together, MONSTER+COFFEE= AROUSED MONSTER -----1 then take away MONSTER-MAN= LONELY SEX DEPRIVED MONSTER-----2 then add 1+2 = MONSTER FREQUENT VISIT TO STARBUCKS!!!! TAAAAAAADDDDDDAAAA!!!!! see, it all fits together!! look, monster is a single ATTRACTIVE person who with ITS bad luck, can't get laid!! So how does she jerk off? well, that's when Coffee is added into the equation. Since she can't get, well not really relief but ummm arousal from men, she gets it from coffee!!! Now the mystery is solved!!! thanks to MEERA the Delirious!! if there's a mystery to solve, then Meera's already on it!! call 666-5322-3333 for further enquiries. Labels: crapiness, fast facts, random post 101 |
