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Monday, December 17, 2007
Top 10 most weird food in the world/ 9:44 PM Okay, today was a bad day for me, reasons that i can't state in my blog as its too personal and i'm not that ready to really express my feelings on the matter yet. Anyways, I was watching a documentary of the top 10 WEIRDEST food from all around the world. It was a really kinda disgusting show coz i'm just not used to people eating such stuff! At number 10 was Kopi Luwak. Okay, for malays, you know that kopi is coffee right. Well, thats right this particular delicacy is coffee beans. But what makes them different and weirder than your normal coffee beans. Well, Civet (a cat size mammal) it eats this berries that contains this coffee beans. And it will then poop out these half-digested coffee beans. From there, locals gather the coffee beans and sell it to the market. And surprisingly its the most expensive coffee beans that is sold in the world. And personally i've tried it and its really really good. But of course they washed the beans and lightly roast it before making it to coffee powder or something. Maybe i can give it to MONSTER only that i request the beans not to be washed. See how her sex drive is after that...ahhaha!!  Number 9 is Ox penis woooaaah....woo ho ho ho.....okay. Now In western countries, Ox penis are dried up and given to dogs as treats but in some Oriental (trust asians to come up with this) countries, this is considered a delicacy to many. Ox penis could be steamed, roasted or even eaten RAW!!! (oooh disgusting*barf!*) and the taste is compared to an overcooked squid. hmmmm....so if you guys wanna know the taste od ox penis or something that is likely similar, you can so try eat an overcooked squid (god knows why you want to)  8 brings you to Bird Spit You'd be thinking WTH??!! but let me just tell you another name of it, its bird nest. And yeap mostly chinese eats this. Although me coming from a partly chinese family, have indeed eaten this Bird Spit. hahah, and its not half bad. Its sweet and cooling. You can just get it at groceries shop those in tin cans. but my grandma likes to make it from scratch...its nice!! where does the spit comes from?? well, when a bird makes a nest, they have to use their spit to hold the leaves and twigs together, so it acts like a glue. And thats where it comes from.  Lucky number 7 is Caterpillar Fungus okay, that just sound disgusting right. and trust me, it looks disgusting too. Okay, theres this parasitic fungus that grows in insect larvae. The fungus invades the body of the insect and eventually kill it and mummify it. And yeap they take this hard mummified caterpillars and serve them in soup or as medicine.Came form the Chinese. hahahaha.  At 6, we have the RATS!! Rats are surprisingly common food in some parts of the world. Its because some of us live in poverty and eat whatever comes. you can come across rats as often as you come across people. So they settle for this. but after time, rats have become a delicacy and are often cooked in many ways.  God!! Monkey's brain is at 5. I really can't stand this one, i just wanna kick peoples' asses for doing this to a poor cute monkey!!! i really do not know how they can be soo in humane!!! i mean seriously!!! they will cut open the monkeys head and people would just eat the brian right from its head!! while the monkey is still alive!!! OMG SICK BASTARDS!!! how can you seat at your dining table with a monkey in the middle of the table and busily and happily chatting with your friends and picking at the monkeys brain!?!?!? FUCKING ASSHOLES!! while the monkey suffer terrible terrible pain!! i mean at least kill it first. Just because you want it sooo fucking fresh!?!?? CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL!!! (since this is about the list of disgusting food, i'll continue on, but this is soooooooo not over!! i'll touch on the topic again)  4 presents you Spiders Okay well, they are actually tarantulas. They are usually deep fried and eaten just like that. The texture is described as crispy-chewy and the taste can be compared to crabs. OMG!!! i love crabs...maybe i should try it...hahah.  3 is bee larvae Okay this came from china and japan. Well, this was the period of time when there was a lack of fish and meats. so they turned to these bee larvae. And since then, they have taken to this taste and consider it a special treat.  At number 2 is the famous (yet disgusting) Balut- Duck fetus okay this is way beyond disgusting!! its like you eating egg but only that in this egg theres a half developed duck or chick!!! and they could just boil it and eat it like that...i dunnoe how they could swallow it but yeah....nasty shit right there.  And the moment you've all been waiting for!! number 1 on the weirdest food from all over the world is....*drum rolls* SNAKE BLOOD AND BILE This delicacy or treat can be found in the central of jarkata. they'll cut off the head of the snake (preferably cobra) and drain the blood into a cup. They'll then add bile to it and serve it as a drink. Its not your straight up martini but well they enjoy it. It is believed to improve the males stamina in their sex life!!! hahahah well, since coffee help to boost the sex drive of females, snake blood and bile boost up the sex drive of males. Tough luck guys...  hahah so thats really all of it. so next time you eat be sure to look at whats really the ingredients before putting it all in your mouth! Labels: fast facts, random post 101, weird out |
