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Thursday, February 14, 2008
dumb fat ugly slut/ 9:29 PM OUTLOOK Dumb Fat ugly slut turns into a slut upon seeing me with him. And is dumb because she can't even take me on in a fight. Fat and ugly because she is!! Maybe i should add deaf too. Would not be convinced that i'm not dating her ex. Subject seems to be havin a hard time to get over her EX. Definitely have self-condifence issues. Note to self: stay at least 6 feet away(yeap she's that big) upon eye contact. LIKES To eat. Subject has not display any outward intrest in changing its lifstyle. Continues to gain weight. Subject also obsess to trying to beat my beautiful face up. Note to self: NO mercy if subject decides to charge DISLIKE Me. Highly. Subject seem to blame me for the failure in its relationship. Other than that, she does not show any interest in anything else. But i do have to hypothesise that it hates her fat ugly slutty body and lack of brain cells. Concludes that it is jealous of me. Note to self: buy self gift for being soo damn brilliant! BITCHIN PATTERN Dumb fat ugly slut seems to be soo hot tempered that i suspect that it must be all the fat it eats all the time. She gets wild everytime when i'm with its ex. Observation: subject seem to foam at mouth and nostril will flare the size of titanic. Note to self: Stay back, it might have rabies, and also to not get sucked up that black hole in her nose. Loves to have posse for back up. Posse seem unwilling to help when in comfrontations. My conclusion is that they are cowards dumb slut junior! WHY I LOVE IT? I DO NOT!! Definitely definitely do not!!! Love to make fun of IT but not LOve it. Its different. Tips for self: throw burger to another direction when in confrontation(for distration) My hypothesis is it will run after the burger. Making it safe for me to make my gracious exit. CONCLUSION Its a Dumb fat ugly slut. And i still LOVE myself best!! Labels: bitch fest, random post 101 |
