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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
stupid people and reunion dinner/ 11:11 PM HALO!!!! okay, today was an great day!! Except for some ah lians makin trouble in the bus...well, not really trouble its was really retarded though... Apparently, to her, we're making alot of noise and she was like "SHHH!" me: "SHHH BACK!" Ah lian with fuck face: "Shut up!" Me: "you Shut UP first arr" Ah lian with fuck face: "I don't like gays, shut up!" Me: " Who ask you, Shut up arr, Dumbass" Ah lian: "Shut UP Chibai!" Me: "Nevermind, we dont have to entertain ugly people in the bus, we are higher class we don't have to swear to get the point across" Ah lian with fuck face: "You think you soo hot arr?!" Me: "Hotter than you, definitely" Ah lian with fuck face: "Qing qong qing qong CHI BAI qing qong qing qong KANINAH" Me: "Eh talk in english lar, this singapore not china!" Ah lian with fuck face : "SHUT UP!!! Chi bai, kaninah" Me: "Alah, diam lar babi bodoh, bodoh peh babi" Ah lian with fuck face:(knows she can't win the battle resulted in crushing up paper and tried to throw it at us. KEYWORD: TRIED. Well of course she missed, DUMBASS!!!) Me: "(laugh hilariously) Eh want to throw, aim properly lar, dumbass" the rest of the trip was kinda quiet with each party makin fun of each other but naturally, we are the hotter party. When they got off, the bitch, no wait!! she's not worthy of being called a bitch, the bitch is ME!, she is just some retard who escaped from woodbridge. Anyways, the retard gave me a look and i was like smiling to her. then outside the window, she looked at me and mouth "bitch" and i just smiled at her and mouth back 'thanks' and then just show her the middle finger and look forward and not entertained the retard...nad and ashes also showed them the middle finger( yeah. there were two ah lians with fuck faces...and they look like lesbians so i don't get the whole i dont like gays shit) Eh if don't like gays, your pasal lar eh, nak bilang org asl? anak babi, sundal.Sooo stupid, i mean come on, so what if you dont like gays, do i look like i fucking care??? maybe you like to be fucked by a pencil, you don't hear me bitchin about it!! Fucker, i'm sorry, but like i don't entertained stupid dumbfucks! i'm higher than you'll ever will be you papan!! and please, i am sooooooo hotter than you!! you had that thin eye brow going on but it still look like fuck...you're just never gonna be better than me! And btw, as a future psychologist, sweariing in foreign language to a party who doesn't understand it proves that you're a coward...if you wanna swear at me, please make sure you say it to my face loud and clear and in a neutral language, so that in turn i can kick your fucking flat ass. OOOH please if you really think that you're better that me or hotter, well, you're mirror is broken loser. I'm done about bitchin about dumbfucks so i'm gonna move on and talk about my reunion dinner!! Well, i just got back home from my reunion dinner, and it was a really really fun reunion dinner! hahaha Firstly when i first got there, we did the (i forgot the name...) the thingy where we toss the salad thingy high up for prosperity...something like that...i didn't really eat it after cause it looked funny....haha so then we had a caterer, my gradmama was too lazy to cook..ahha, we had thai food and it was simply fab!! I met up with my fav uncle, we talked and talked then he had to leave early, awwww sooo sad!!!!! anyhow, it was fun i joked around wirh my uncle-in-law who's from morocco...and then i was telling my aunt about the bus incident just now and she laughed like hell...but what i didn't know was that my other uncle was listening in and he was like " you have gay friends?" and i was like "no, i have bisexual friends" then he kinda pulled me to one corner and talked about gays, had our laughs and in the middle of the convo, he declared he's gay...ahahahit was too funny and i was like, "why are you telling me?" and he said it was because i was open minded about this stuff, so from then on, we hit it off really great hahaha...he was really fun to talk to!! i might be hangning ard with him in future hahah....anyways, i just wanna say, my distant uncle(who's apparently eurasian came) i didn't know who the hell he was, but one things for ure, he is really really hot!!! he has a nice build(of couse i noticed that great butt of his...hahaha)he's really fair and has black hair that's messy and kinda like bed hair...hot hot hot!! and he had stubbles!!! hotter!! and let me tell you it gets better, i noticed there was splotches of paint on the jeans he was wearing and i asked him whether he was an artist and he said he was!!! hot hot hot!!i'm sorry i have a weakness for artists!!!and he is also a poet, kinda the literature type too, hot hot hot!!!!! and we started talking and he is really oppionated!! he's kinda bitchy but it was really fun talking to him, he says he has the artist temperment...hahaha cute!!! when he smiles, he has a dimple at the corner of his mouth...hot hot!! omg!!he's 18 btw..god... Well lets just say i'll be seeing him around in future...hahah well to everyone except the 2 ah lians with fuck face, have a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! GET MORE ANG PAO!!! Labels: insulting, irritating, New years, retarded, stupid people |
