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Monday, October 8, 2007
Marriage proposal NO NO/ 4:18 PM Honey arh, you want to buy a flat?? Omg!! i swear, if a guy ever propose to me by saying that, I WILL KILL HIM!!(or at least smack him really hard!!) I mean we all know that if you ask you partner whether she wants to buy a flat, you're actually asking her to marry you. But WHY?!??! WHY?!?!? why do you have to say that?? Its not that hard, if you can say Honey arh, you want to buy a flat?You definitely will be able to say Will you marry me? For starters, it's definitely shorter!!! And trust me, you wouldn't want to tell you're kids that you proposed to your wife in that manner!! It's sooo embarrasing, both for you and your kids. Third, where's the romance, if not romance than it should at least be memorable!! Not when you're driving and suddenly "hey you wanna buy a flat?" Proposing to you future spouse-to-be should be memorable because its once in a lifetime(unless you marry and then divorce and marry and divorce...then, in that case, you shouldn't marry at all. You should just have one night stand...well thats how you treat marriage then why not??). You do not have to go over the top with it, but just so that it'll be a pleasant experience. If you're not confident she'llsay yes, then why not shock them?? buy them hundreds of roses(okay maybe not hundreds) candle lit dinner, and why not throw in a bottle of champange since you already went to the trouble, your partner would be speechless!! that is when you take control of the battle feild!! get down on one knee and ask her to marry you!! she will be in a state of shock that she can't say anything...well then you just treat it like a yes, i mean silent means consent!! ahahha I've heard of guys going to such lenghts to propose to their wife-to-be and its soo soo romantic and incredible and memorable! i'm too lazy to tell you people the story...be original and do something out of the ordinary... Anyways, if you DO NOT know how to deliver the BASIC marriage proposal well i'll just have to take you step by step then won't I. Step 1: Prepare the ring!! (a must!! please! wedding ring not onion ring or any other ring!) Step 2: Get down on one knee(unless you have no knee/s, then please skip this step!!) Step 3: Gently hold of her hand and look into her eyes Step 4: Ask her to marry you. Done, 4 easy steps!! woohoo!!! Well i guess i'll leave you to practice on your own!! Labels: public issues, thoughts |
