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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Opera primetime/ 2:36 PM
What do you guys think of Opera Winfery Shows?
I think her shows are really interesting. And i learnt alot from her shows. Like for instance, today, I was watching her show and it was about weight loss thingy. And she acutally brought on her doctor on the show to talk more about how being fat could harm you and also how to lose weight.
Well, they were going on and on about how people can lose weight and shit. But then come this really interesting fact!!
All the guys out there, You'd really wanna know this coz it will definitely help you in A certain area in your life. And girls, once you know this, i just bet you'd want your boyfriend or you husband to lose some weight!! BOOOYAA!!!
Anyways, what i'm about to tell you guys will only affect the male population. but before i tell you what the BIG secret is, let's talk about fat guys.
What about them you say...well, have you and your friends ever talked or wondered why fat guys have small dicks?? (i just bet you have...sick bastards....hahaha kiddin!!). The reason is simple, When you have loads of fats right, the fats will surround the dick thus makin it smaller because it kinda cover the lenght of it so all you have left is that very small/short tip at the front. (no wonder why some people call it turtle head...goes in...goes out....goes in...goes out...well you get my drift). Anyways, thats the main reason why fat guys have small dicks....another reason it that they are small.Period.
HAHAHAH!!! okay soo now since you have the basic information of why fat people have small dicks, i'm gonna go right ahead and tell you the big FACT!
okay here goes...Fat guys, you might want to pay attention to this!!
With every 35 pounds of weight loss, you'll grow and inch LONGER!!!! isn't that amazing!!! well it sure is!!! so lets say you weight 140 pounds extra than the normal average person's weight, you'll grow like 4 inches!!! isn't that cool!!! well now you wouldn't have to waste your money on a penial implants!!! all you have to do is lose weight!!
That was something i didn't know until i watche Opera. Thanks Opera!!!
hahaha well i guess i've done the first good deed of the day, sharing my knowledge of how fat guys can have longer dicks!! AAHHH!! isn't that just splendid!!
that's all for now!!! see ya later, alligator!!
PS: sorry to those who fould this post kinda too vulgar. And pardon me for my use of language in this post...wahahahha
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Labels: fast facts, funny, random post 101
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